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nope to self

A mental note about something to keep clear of or not do.
Nope to self: there is nothing to see there on this site.
by felixh November 14, 2016
mugGet the nope to selfmug.

beardass

Either a badass with a prominent beard or some person whose beard makes him seem like a badass anyway.
This bearded guy seems pretty cool. He's a total beardass.
by felixh January 22, 2016
mugGet the beardassmug.

fag-check

Just some faggy wordplay on fact-checking.
Someone will try to fag-check me into oblivion. But I'm prepared, because I'm going to delete my comment.
by felixh June 20, 2016
mugGet the fag-checkmug.

assesty

Alternative to "honesty", with the additional meaning that it's even worth shit, which is not the case with most types of postings on te internet, no less (sometimes especially) upvoted ones.
In full assesty, I'd suggest you to shut the fuck up, or at least try to bother other asses who like it desperately.
by felixh June 6, 2017
mugGet the assestymug.

troll

-Somebody that an internet "community" disagrees with, e.g. about a game, the debate of genre vs art, the community's own grand selves vs someone with a particular criticism.

-Right-wing propagandists and manipulators.

-Somebody who deliberately provokes and uses confusion tactics and logical fallacies aplenty on the internet. Often and increasingly with a confused fake-moral ideology.
-It's strange how everything is perfect and better than life itself here except for those troll-topics.

-I'm not a troll, I was proving something to you about yourself, then you called me names. You are a troll. I am just very clever at argument and considerate about people who want to be exploited.

-That guy there is legit and has to be protected from a troll. I want to suck his dick for being so not-a-troll.
by felixh April 4, 2017
mugGet the trollmug.

Quora

The internet's self-conscious act of intellectual validity and authority. Unsurprisingly primarily self-centered and authoritarian instead of rational.
Some of the more objective or positive entries might at first make one assume that most people there are not just as insufferable as anywhere else and like any community on the internet, albeit maybe at the same time with an even more all-encompassing entitlement and smug self-satisfaction.
And assume that the triviality of most of the questions would be self-aware and not lost on most of the people.

Highly restrictive, not only in the artificial question and answer format, but also the ultra-strict length limitations and rampant auto-correct functions, Content Review and straightforward censorship.

Moderation is more concerned with keeping up appearances than with moral tasks, consistency and transparency. Sanctimonious, arrogant, prejudiced and irrational and with a cult-like devotion to their brand and policy taken literally and subjectively.

Actual psychopaths, either self-proclaimed in order to effectively show off or those whose practices are harboured there, are the hipsters of the place.
Your mom recently found quora and now thinks she is one of the coolest, most elite people around.

Quora is giving me the habit of thinking only in questions and and not on my own anymore, and making me think I should follow every response like scripture, simply because it's on Quora.
by felixh November 8, 2016
mugGet the Quoramug.

smh

Short for "somehow", which some use as standing for "shake my head", which is total bullshit and makes no sense in any context whatsoever.
This doesn't seem right, smh.
by felixh June 9, 2016
mugGet the smhmug.

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