felixh's definitions

There you go

Somethig to say to someone in a Peter Grffin-like voice when you're softly suffocating someone without ill will as if putting them to sleep.

There you go.

by felixh November 3, 2016

Jerry

A jerk who just rigs stuff. Everyone just knows him so well by now that they just knowingly say something has been "jerry-rigged".

Jerry, don't rig that, you douche.

Jerry did it again.

by felixh October 30, 2016

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

lucktard

-A dumb person whose defining feature is luck.
-A fat fucktard, who is dumb (which however has nothing at all to do with the name).
-A subpar dude, no doubt about it, engaged in the process of having luck.

-Look at that fat lucktard being all fat and lucky (and dumb, but not that dumb).

-Look at that lucktard, who is so dumb, and a little fat, I guess, but mainly just lucky (and dumb; gods, I hate him).

-Look at that lucktard, being all subpar and all (but otherwise fine, I guess?).

by felixh September 26, 2017

learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.

Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.

by felixh November 30, 2016

well-fat

When a fat guy is well-fed. Or when someone is more than just well-fed, but fed on what makes him very fat.

-I feel like I've eaten half a cow. I'm well-fat right now.
-Not as well-fat as the other guy, though. He must be eating fast-food and red meat all the time.

by felixh March 12, 2015

Dirtle

People that suck bad. Extremely annoying and immoral, selfish, entitled, overdefensive, biased and suspicious people. Always take the worst and least sensible option, but the one that gives them the appearance of superiority and belonging. All their opinions and their capabilities in real life are worth dirt, but they play themselves up as the greatest thing since Ultra-Jesus. Basically keep the internet going and give it a appearance of the true "hub of society" and lfe, which is of course bullshit and exactly why they are so clueless and worthless.

Keep away from dirtle, don't ask for their opinion, don't rely on them, and don't be one.

by felixh March 15, 2017