felixh's definitions

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A smiley to pretend to be a sophisticated and "special" internet users. Mostly used by older (but worse) internet users trying to be special.

An indirect way to say "kill me, please", and under death penalty by international law, one of a couple of exceptions of human rights activists, anti-suicide workers, and any country except Isis-related religious trolls (such as all isis founders, leaders, followers, and most regular trolls).

=) *warcrime*

by felixh December 31, 2016

fattite

One of the ancient folk of fattites, a people of proud fatsos.

They are displaying a statue of a fat woman of the fattites at the museum. The culture of the fattites is undergoing a kind of renaissance these days.

by felixh March 5, 2016

assesty

Alternative to "honesty", with the additional meaning that it's even worth shit, which is not the case with most types of postings on te internet, no less (sometimes especially) upvoted ones.

In full assesty, I'd suggest you to shut the fuck up, or at least try to bother other asses who like it desperately.

by felixh June 6, 2017

beardass

Either a badass with a prominent beard or some person whose beard makes him seem like a badass anyway.

This bearded guy seems pretty cool. He's a total beardass.

by felixh January 22, 2016

fag-check

Just some faggy wordplay on fact-checking.

Someone will try to fag-check me into oblivion. But I'm prepared, because I'm going to delete my comment.

by felixh June 20, 2016

moreon

A term of jealousy at someone who has more cool things going on, especially of a sexual nature.

-Your're a moreon.
-Deal with it.

by felixh June 3, 2016

craplet

Another word for "tablets", just because they are, and are always worse than you expect or what you pay for.

-I don't know what is worse when watching streams on a craplet, the sound or video quality.
-This craplet cost a lot of money, which is ironic, considering that it is a craplet.

by felixh June 4, 2016