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Jerry

A jerk who just rigs stuff. Everyone just knows him so well by now that they just knowingly say something has been "jerry-rigged".
Jerry, don't rig that, you douche.

Jerry did it again.
by felixh October 30, 2016
mugGet the Jerrymug.

Dirtle

People that suck bad. Extremely annoying and immoral, selfish, entitled, overdefensive, biased and suspicious people. Always take the worst and least sensible option, but the one that gives them the appearance of superiority and belonging. All their opinions and their capabilities in real life are worth dirt, but they play themselves up as the greatest thing since Ultra-Jesus. Basically keep the internet going and give it a appearance of the true "hub of society" and lfe, which is of course bullshit and exactly why they are so clueless and worthless.
Keep away from dirtle, don't ask for their opinion, don't rely on them, and don't be one.
by felixh March 15, 2017
mugGet the Dirtlemug.

pritten

Just some cuty-bear, of cat-like nature.
It's so pwetty and cute, it's a pritten.
by felixh September 8, 2017
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Brohan

Based on "Bro" and apparently the rare and old-fashioned name "Johan/Johann", as a European or Eastern-European variant of "John", (possibly known from ending credits, wikipedia or something) as an exaggeration of calling someone a "Bro", either sarcastically to mock his character as someone who would use words like "Bro" and see himself as a "Bro", or actually as a term of endearment to make him the "embodiment of a Bro". Or basically as a joke, with a bit of both in either case.
-Listen up... "Brohan"!
-Hey, don't call me that... Bro!
by felixh January 1, 2019
mugGet the Brohanmug.

n/a

Short for "nah".
-Does it have this feature I'm looking for?
-The specs say n/a, so nah.
by felixh May 27, 2016
mugGet the n/amug.

retireturd

An emphasis of retired, used figuratively or in unconventional contexts.
He is not retired, but his career is at an absolute low after his scandalous exit, he's basically retireturd.
by felixh November 23, 2016
mugGet the retireturdmug.

sanctimonious cunt

Someone (usually female) who sees themselves in a position of superiority and once they have made up their mind (lazily) don't listen to any rational argument, but always have a personally objectifying explanation at the ready for why one is disagreeing or complaining.
Tatiana Estévez of Quora.com is a typical sanctimonious cunt.
by felixh October 9, 2016
mugGet the sanctimonious cuntmug.

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