felixh's definitions

learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.

Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.

by felixh November 30, 2016

creeple

People who dont have an instinct to know what's creepy . Often conceited people who think they must be given special treatment and may not be criticized, and their creepy behaviour towards others is just a sign of sophistication and "knowing one's way around". Can thrive in places where one may not be straightforwardly criticized for one's actions and behaviour ("disrespected"), except to be patronized by "higher beings" who may not be criticized either, and where being conceited and affected is the rule.

Quora is a good place for creeple to pretend to be normal, even sophisticated people.

by felixh December 7, 2016

creeple

People who dont have an instinct to know what's creepy. Often conceited people who think they must be given special treatment and may not be criticized, and their creepy behaviour towards others is just a sign of sophistication and "knowing one's way around". Can thrive in places where one may not be straightforwardly criticized for one's actions and behaviour ("disrespected"), except to be patronized by "higher beings" who may not be criticized either, and where being conceited and affected is the rule.

Quora is a good place for creeple.

by felixh December 7, 2016

beardass

Either a badass with a prominent beard or some person whose beard makes him seem like a badass anyway.

This bearded guy seems pretty cool. He's a total beardass.

by felixh January 22, 2016

Monsieur Fluff

Something to call a cat.

Ah, bonjour le Monsieur Fluff.

by felixh February 2, 2016

disgusting

What most attempts at entries on urbandictionary end up being.

Another one of those poo-vagina entries. Disgusting.

by felixh March 4, 2016

fattite

One of the ancient folk of fattites, a people of proud fatsos.

They are displaying a statue of a fat woman of the fattites at the museum. The culture of the fattites is undergoing a kind of renaissance these days.

by felixh March 5, 2016