felixh's definitions

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

dirt-friendly

A new kind of respect or niceness on the internet that takes the place of real-world respect and niceness and that is mostly hypocritical, selfish and unable of respect and rationality.
It is what rather mediocre (or less than) and dim-witted people who look at the unfriendliness of most of the internet would choose as a way to be superior to that, meaning that it is basically just a way to be "superior on the internet" and another way to be unfriendly, small-minded and prejudiced.

Those people are incapable of formality and uncomplicated respect but instead have to pepper everything with sliminess, underhanded jabs, easily sparked personal grudges and "special rights". It is a confused, unqualified attempt at morality that is probably the biggest anti-morality.

Moderators that get paid and were picked mostly for a representational role often let it go to their head and are dirt-friendly.

Talking to dirt-friendly people is like talking to an animal, because they are so irrational yet full of themselves.

by felixh March 15, 2017

creeple

People who dont have an instinct to know what's creepy. Often conceited people who think they must be given special treatment and may not be criticized, and their creepy behaviour towards others is just a sign of sophistication and "knowing one's way around". Can thrive in places where one may not be straightforwardly criticized for one's actions and behaviour ("disrespected"), except to be patronized by "higher beings" who may not be criticized either, and where being conceited and affected is the rule.

Quora is a good place for creeple.

by felixh December 7, 2016

killple

People that due to societal restrictions and unjustly have not been killed yet, although it seems to be demanded by pure reason, which they even seem to know and of course exploit.

-A killple tried to harass me on the internet.
-Most posing, backwards Trump supporters can be proven to be killple.

by felixh June 9, 2016

Listen, asshole

A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.

Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.

by felixh January 27, 2017

monsturd

A monster who is also a pathetic piece of shit who does not notice it and thinks it would be even genuinely good.

Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.

Monsturds are rarely in plain sight, and would see disrespect and disgusted reactions as validation. Making the whole event on the outside seem like a trivial occurrence on the internet. In order to really come into their own monsturds need a special environment, where they not only can impose on others personally but are also one-sidedly protected from "disrespect" and disgust. Making Quora probably the most uniquely suited place for them.

by felixh November 25, 2016

Assparent

Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.

They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.

by felixh November 13, 2016