nope to self

A mental note about something to keep clear of or not do.
by felixh November 14, 2016
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Monsieur Fluff

Ah, bonjour le Monsieur Fluff.
by felixh November 24, 2015
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delogging

When you downvote a huge backlog of urbandictionary suggestions of weird names that don't even sound real but probably are.
I've tried delogging but eventually just gave it up.
by felixh March 15, 2017
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computer pants

A better sounding name for the underwear you wear in front of a computer for maximum comfortability (and thermal balance) when you are alone at home and don't have to go somewhere.
When I get home, I'll change into my computer pants.
by felixh September 30, 2016
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fattite

One of the ancient folk of fattites, a people of proud fatsos.
They are displaying a statue of a fat woman of the fattites at the museum. The culture of the fattites is undergoing a kind of renaissance these days.
by felixh November 30, 2015
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well-fat

When a fat guy is well-fed. Or when someone is more than just well-fed, but fed on what makes him very fat.
-I feel like I've eaten half a cow. I'm well-fat right now.
-Not as well-fat as the other guy, though. He must be eating fast-food and red meat all the time.
by felixh March 12, 2015
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Listen, asshole

A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.
Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.
by felixh January 27, 2017
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