felixh's definitions
People that due to societal restrictions and unjustly have not been killed yet, although it seems to be demanded by pure reason, which they even seem to know and of course exploit.
-A killple tried to harass me on the internet.
-Most posing, backwards Trump supporters can be proven to be killple.
-Most posing, backwards Trump supporters can be proven to be killple.
by felixh June 9, 2016
Get the killplemug. Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.
They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.
by felixh November 13, 2016
Get the Assparentmug. Since ancient times stinking has been regarded as a quality of great prestige and distinction (also see the origins of that word), and good stinking is a customary praise for someone who had provided stinking for the advancement of a cause or the solution of a problem.
-Through deductive reasoning and my medical knowledge, I concluded which drug must have been adminstered.
-Good stinking, Watson.
-Thanks. I'll open the window.
-Good stinking, Watson.
-Thanks. I'll open the window.
by felixh March 3, 2017
Get the good stinkingmug. A monster who is also a pathetic piece of shit who does not notice it and thinks it would be even genuinely good.
Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.
Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.
Monsturds are rarely in plain sight, and would see disrespect and disgusted reactions as validation. Making the whole event on the outside seem like a trivial occurrence on the internet. In order to really come into their own monsturds need a special environment, where they not only can impose on others personally but are also one-sidedly protected from "disrespect" and disgust. Making Quora probably the most uniquely suited place for them.
by felixh November 25, 2016
Get the monsturdmug. Similar to a grammar nazi, only little different from a psychopathic troll. Might be termed "grammarian rapist" to avoid ambiguity.
Assumes all-knowingness and natural personal "superiority" based on minor or accidental aspects of grammar and personal preferences of style that they might have picked up on a weekend's reading of "smart books".
Will rape logic and invade personal space and basically do anything to "win", no different from any troll, but perhaps with more radicality and egomaniacal pompousness. Only the end result of personal "dominance" and subjective "plausibility" counts, regardless of reality and logical argument.
Is actually incapable of normal and correct argument, and motivated purely by egocentric and predatory impulses, and think they have found the means to act them out.
Will almost immediately make a rapey, predatory attack on the target's integrity itself and unwarranted, overblown presumptions, and harass one only to have the last word. Is superstitious, small-minded and conceited enough to literally believe everything himself, though, and find the whole process "normal" and "natural".
Which it is why it is dangerous and detrimental to assume commonsense and intelligence about anything that is going on.
Assumes all-knowingness and natural personal "superiority" based on minor or accidental aspects of grammar and personal preferences of style that they might have picked up on a weekend's reading of "smart books".
Will rape logic and invade personal space and basically do anything to "win", no different from any troll, but perhaps with more radicality and egomaniacal pompousness. Only the end result of personal "dominance" and subjective "plausibility" counts, regardless of reality and logical argument.
Is actually incapable of normal and correct argument, and motivated purely by egocentric and predatory impulses, and think they have found the means to act them out.
Will almost immediately make a rapey, predatory attack on the target's integrity itself and unwarranted, overblown presumptions, and harass one only to have the last word. Is superstitious, small-minded and conceited enough to literally believe everything himself, though, and find the whole process "normal" and "natural".
Which it is why it is dangerous and detrimental to assume commonsense and intelligence about anything that is going on.
Grammar nazis might not always be as smart and knowledgeable, let alone relevant, as they think they are or pretend to be. But in the case of a grammar rapist intelligence, knowledge or relevance have devolved into purely personal impulses.
by felixh November 7, 2016
Get the Grammar Rapistmug. Someone, female, who behaves in the oddest ways, with great harm to others, and for no reason, but just because they can, and, despite whatever they may profess, in the end care only about themselves.
by felixh October 3, 2016
Get the rare, strange cuntmug. The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.
by felixh July 2, 2016
Get the Metal Jesusmug.