felixh's definitions

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

redherring

A less offensive-sounding version of "retard".

You're a redherring. You're missing development in the areas in which you are trying so hard to assume superiority.

by felixh November 26, 2016

disgusting

What most attempts at entries on urbandictionary end up being.

Another one of those poo-vagina entries. Disgusting.

by felixh March 4, 2016

=)

A smiley to pretend to be a sophisticated and "special" internet users. Mostly used by older (but worse) internet users trying to be special.

An indirect way to say "kill me, please", and under death penalty by international law, one of a couple of exceptions of human rights activists, anti-suicide workers, and any country except Isis-related religious trolls (such as all isis founders, leaders, followers, and most regular trolls).

=) *warcrime*

by felixh December 31, 2016

Monsieur Fluff

Something to call a cat.

Ah, bonjour le Monsieur Fluff.

by felixh February 2, 2016

nope to self

A mental note about something to keep clear of or not do.

Nope to self: there is nothing to see there on this site.

by felixh November 14, 2016

Assparent

Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.

They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.

by felixh November 13, 2016