felixh's definitions

retireturd

An emphasis of retired, used figuratively or in unconventional contexts.

He is not retired, but his career is at an absolute low after his scandalous exit, he's basically retireturd.

by felixh November 23, 2016

rare, strange cunt

Someone, female, who behaves in the oddest ways, with great harm to others, and for no reason, but just because they can, and, despite whatever they may profess, in the end care only about themselves.

Tatiana Estévez of Quora.com is a rare, strange cunt.

by felixh October 3, 2016

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

rememberature

A remembrance (rememberation).

I have perfect rememberature of this one thing.

by felixh June 18, 2016

There you go

Somethig to say to someone in a Peter Grffin-like voice when you're softly suffocating someone without ill will as if putting them to sleep.

There you go.

by felixh November 3, 2016

Dirtle

People that suck bad. Extremely annoying and immoral, selfish, entitled, overdefensive, biased and suspicious people. Always take the worst and least sensible option, but the one that gives them the appearance of superiority and belonging. All their opinions and their capabilities in real life are worth dirt, but they play themselves up as the greatest thing since Ultra-Jesus. Basically keep the internet going and give it a appearance of the true "hub of society" and lfe, which is of course bullshit and exactly why they are so clueless and worthless.

Keep away from dirtle, don't ask for their opinion, don't rely on them, and don't be one.

by felixh March 15, 2017

pritten

Just some cuty-bear, of cat-like nature.

It's so pwetty and cute, it's a pritten.

by felixh September 8, 2017