felixh's definitions

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

assesty

Alternative to "honesty", with the additional meaning that it's even worth shit, which is not the case with most types of postings on te internet, no less (sometimes especially) upvoted ones.

In full assesty, I'd suggest you to shut the fuck up, or at least try to bother other asses who like it desperately.

by felixh June 6, 2017

nope to self

A mental note about something to keep clear of or not do.

Nope to self: there is nothing to see there on this site.

by felixh November 14, 2016

Assparent

Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.

They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.

by felixh November 13, 2016

good stinking

Since ancient times stinking has been regarded as a quality of great prestige and distinction (also see the origins of that word), and good stinking is a customary praise for someone who had provided stinking for the advancement of a cause or the solution of a problem.

-Through deductive reasoning and my medical knowledge, I concluded which drug must have been adminstered.
-Good stinking, Watson.
-Thanks. I'll open the window.

by felixh March 3, 2017

Brohan

Based on "Bro" and apparently the rare and old-fashioned name "Johan/Johann", as a European or Eastern-European variant of "John", (possibly known from ending credits, wikipedia or something) as an exaggeration of calling someone a "Bro", either sarcastically to mock his character as someone who would use words like "Bro" and see himself as a "Bro", or actually as a term of endearment to make him the "embodiment of a Bro". Or basically as a joke, with a bit of both in either case.

-Listen up... "Brohan"!
-Hey, don't call me that... Bro!

by felixh January 1, 2019

pritten

Just some cuty-bear, of cat-like nature.

It's so pwetty and cute, it's a pritten.

by felixh September 8, 2017