felixh's definitions

nope to self

A mental note about something to keep clear of or not do.

Nope to self: there is nothing to see there on this site.

by felixh November 14, 2016

Monsieur Fluff

Something to call a cat.

Ah, bonjour le Monsieur Fluff.

by felixh February 2, 2016

Assparent

Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.

They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.

by felixh November 13, 2016

good stinking

Since ancient times stinking has been regarded as a quality of great prestige and distinction (also see the origins of that word), and good stinking is a customary praise for someone who had provided stinking for the advancement of a cause or the solution of a problem.

-Through deductive reasoning and my medical knowledge, I concluded which drug must have been adminstered.
-Good stinking, Watson.
-Thanks. I'll open the window.

by felixh March 3, 2017

rare, strange cunt

Someone, female, who behaves in the oddest ways, with great harm to others, and for no reason, but just because they can, and, despite whatever they may profess, in the end care only about themselves.

Tatiana Estévez of Quora.com is a rare, strange cunt.

by felixh October 3, 2016

Brohan

Based on "Bro" and apparently the rare and old-fashioned name "Johan/Johann", as a European or Eastern-European variant of "John", (possibly known from ending credits, wikipedia or something) as an exaggeration of calling someone a "Bro", either sarcastically to mock his character as someone who would use words like "Bro" and see himself as a "Bro", or actually as a term of endearment to make him the "embodiment of a Bro". Or basically as a joke, with a bit of both in either case.

-Listen up... "Brohan"!
-Hey, don't call me that... Bro!

by felixh January 1, 2019

Dirtle

People that suck bad. Extremely annoying and immoral, selfish, entitled, overdefensive, biased and suspicious people. Always take the worst and least sensible option, but the one that gives them the appearance of superiority and belonging. All their opinions and their capabilities in real life are worth dirt, but they play themselves up as the greatest thing since Ultra-Jesus. Basically keep the internet going and give it a appearance of the true "hub of society" and lfe, which is of course bullshit and exactly why they are so clueless and worthless.

Keep away from dirtle, don't ask for their opinion, don't rely on them, and don't be one.

by felixh March 15, 2017