5 definitions by felix87

Double Cousins

When two sisters marry two brothers, their children have the same two sets of grandparents. Unlike most people, who have a cousin that has grandparents that you've never met or care about; these cousins share both sets of grandparents. Divorce is very hard for these families, if divorce happens to one set of these parents, every family get-together is a fight between the still married couple, the wife wanting her sister present and the husband wanting his brother present, but neither one of those people wanting to be around their divorce'

Jane Smith wanted her sister Jill Smith to meet her boyfriend, so Jane and Jill decided to set up a double date. When they all met at the restaurant, they discovered that Jane's boyfriend, John Parker, was brothers with Jill’s boyfriend, Joe Parker. Jane married John and Jill married Joe. Their children were double cousins. Now Jane and John are divorced, family get-togethers SUCK!

by felix87 May 14, 2010

GBLT

Gay, Bisexual, Lesbian, Transexual

Bi Girl: I'm going to a GBLT bar later, wanna come?

Gay Boy: I'm so there!

by felix87 June 9, 2010

(-:l>*

Means party time, lets party, wanna party, I'm gonna party, I need to party. It can be inserted on the end of any congratulatory statement or in greetings for an upcoming holiday.

FB:

Jack > Jill: Happy B-day!!! (-:l>*

Jane > John: Happy 25th Anniversary! (-:l>*

Wall post:

HAPPY NEW YEARS! (-:l>*
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Happy Halloween!! (-:l>*
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Mardi Gras!!! (-:l>*
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It's been so long since I've gone out with my ladies! (-:l>* (-:l>* (-:l>* (-:l>* (-:l>* ?????????? Hit me up!

by felix87 September 15, 2010

Morely

Morely is an all encompassing word and a lazy way of saying anything from, “more or less”, “more like”, “actually”, “more than”, “more so”, to “moreover” ETC…

What I’m morely trying to say is that I don’t think we should be together anymore.

I chose to go home early because the party was lame and I morely just didn’t want to be hung-over tomorrow.

I morely just think his girlfriend is a bitch.

by felix87 October 15, 2012

(-8l>*

Means party time, lets party, wanna party, I'm gonna party, I need to party. It can be inserted on the end of any congratulatory statement or in greetings for an upcoming holiday.

FB:

Jack > Jill: Happy B-day!!! (-8l>*

Jane > John: Happy 25th Anniversary! (-8l>*

Wall post:

HAPPY NEW YEARS! (-8l>*
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Happy Halloween!! (-8l>*
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Mardi Gras!!! (-8l>*
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It's been so long since I've gone out with my ladies! (-8l>*(-8l>* (-8l>* (-8l>* (-8l>* ?????????? Hit me up!

by felix87 September 15, 2010