11 definitions by fartiscrubs

a back yard filled with crap. broken down cars or other unfinished projects, usually has grass knee high with lost wheels and other hidden junk to trip you on.
where's your mower mate? it's lost in the Crapyard somewhere.. it ran out of fuel half way in and by the time i got around to getting more fuel i couldn't find it again. i looked under the 3 cars and empty drums but only found 2 snakes and a wombat.
by fartiscrubs December 9, 2018
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using wire instead of a zip tie or cable tie where strength is needed.
I'm going to use fencing wire to tie the mudguard on the Holey Goat, It's twistability makes it more suitable than a zip tie in this application. the more you twist it, the tighter it gets (just before it snaps)
by fartiscrubs February 7, 2022
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another name for SPARK PLUGS , Derek from Vice Grip Garage has awesome names for various car parts, that make more sense than the originals
it's time to remove the sparkolators and check if it's running rich or lean. i didn't buy any because they weren't on sale
by fartiscrubs April 14, 2021
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someone who makes things out of junk
mate, that bike you built out of a pile of garbage is an excellent example of Junkaneering. its so good you could use it every day if it wasn't so crappy looking.
by fartiscrubs June 12, 2018
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an item of value left in the weather, especially in the rain that ends up ruined by the time it's needed or wanted.
(coined after countless times Gab has done this. so it's named after Gab)
Hey, have you still got that awesome stereo you took out of your car you offered Me?
yeah it's over there on that pile..

oh, that's definitely GABBED. May as well put it in the bin now
by fartiscrubs June 16, 2018
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otherwise known as a Distributor on a car engine, makes the spark go to the sparkolators.

Derek from Vice Grip Garage has alternative names for various tools and parts, and they make more sense than the correct name
i'll need to take the cap off the lightning whirler to clean the points. rats have chewed a few of the lightning hoses also.
by fartiscrubs April 14, 2021
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Head Fuck, mind fuck , or Anything confusing to a high level.
that's a real headfornication mate, wish you luck with that decision.
by fartiscrubs October 9, 2021
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