farco_'s definitions

KEKebab

FrankerFaceZ Twitch emote of the Spanish comedian Risitas (who is already naturally very Turkish-looking) with a little fez hat to suggest he's Turkish.

Used when a Turkish person would be very enthusiastic. Like when their favorite Byzantine capital gets conquered.

"1453 best year of my life KEKebab Clap"

by farco_ June 3, 2021

twought

Past sense of twink. Someone who used to be a twink, still has the body type of a twink, but is now too old to be a twink. A retired twink.

"Look at that twink."
"Dude he's like 35. That's a twought."

by farco_ October 11, 2022

facemeat

Anatomical feature of cartoon animals where a distinct chunk of the face is colored like (light) human skin.

Seen in characters such as Mickey Mouse and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Theoretical biologists have long debated the precise nature and function of the facemeat.

"Wanna see my new Sonic the Hedgehog OC?"
"That's someone's tooth."
"Yes, but I sculpted little gloves, facemeat, and a freakish cyclopean eye, so now it's a Sonic OC."
"Whose tooth is this?"

by farco_ July 7, 2024

Schrödinger's Thot

Schrödinger's Thot is a female internet celebrity that's only famous because of her looks, but also really ugly and you're totally not attracted to her. They're in a quantum superposition between hot and not.

Chatter: "xddd you think people relly care about ur opinions??? men are only here bcuz they want to f*** u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "That's nice. So you think I'm attractive?"
Chatter: "wtff no ....ur ugly as fuck no one wants u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "So people *are* here to hear my opinions..."
Chatter: "no they jus want to f*** u"

by farco_ June 3, 2021