f'd's definitions

Japanese Sunrise

-noun: the stain-like residue left on a bed sheet by a menstruating woman; often undetected until the following morning, giving the sheet a striking resemblance to the Japanese flag.

Actually Reverend, I’ve found that Tide with stain release is second to none when it comes to removing those pesky Japanese Sunrises.

by f'd August 12, 2010

Fat-a-pillar

-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.

Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.

The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.

Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.

by f'd January 2, 2011

tinkle fingers

(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom

More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.

by f'd October 6, 2011

Bopox

-noun: freckle-like spotting that results from excessive Botox injections; often resembling chickenpox.

I’d much rather be wrinkled than have a face full of Bopox.

by f'd August 1, 2011

Urkel Punch

-verb: a short, jab-like strike to the breast. Primarily used to discipline; but can also be used in BDSM. Named for 'Family Matters' star Jaleel White (better known as Steve Urkel) who was once accused of punching a woman's breast implant.

-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.

(v) I knew she liked it rough, but I was shocked when she demanded to be Urkel Punched.

(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.

by f'd August 4, 2010

Ku Klux Glam

(adj) white trash with a dash of class. ie: wearing cowboy boots with a suit.

I hear Tyler uses organic conditioner on his mullet. He’s so Ku Klux Glam

by f'd December 4, 2011

skilletus domesticus

noun: home skillet (Latin); friend, home boy, an acquaintance whom with you share the same home town.

What up skilletus domesticus, how you been?

by f'd August 1, 2011