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-verb: a short, jab-like strike to the breast. Primarily used to discipline; but can also be used in BDSM. Named for 'Family Matters' star Jaleel White (better known as Steve Urkel) who was once accused of punching a woman's breast implant.
-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.
-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.
(v) I knew she liked it rough, but I was shocked when she demanded to be Urkel Punched.
(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.
(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.
by f'd August 4, 2010
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Get the skilletus domesticus mug.-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.
Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.
The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.
Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.
Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
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I knew Mort was talking fibberish when I overheard him tell his date that Mick Jagger went to his church.
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