skilletus domesticus

noun: home skillet (Latin); friend, home boy, an acquaintance whom with you share the same home town.

What up skilletus domesticus, how you been?

by f'd August 01, 2011

Ghettopia

-noun: a mythical world void of white people; the sensation experienced upon an excursion to such a place.

To cope with her recent relocation to Utah, TaNeisha often slipped into states of Ghettopia.

by f'd August 14, 2010

Triple Fat Deuce

an unflushably monstrous turd

That triple fat deuce was so colossal it probably didn't even make a splash.

by f'd March 13, 2011

Bopox

-noun: freckle-like spotting that results from excessive Botox injections; often resembling chickenpox.

I’d much rather be wrinkled than have a face full of Bopox.

by f'd August 01, 2011

tinkle fingers

(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom

More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.

by f'd October 06, 2011

Urkel Punch

-verb: a short, jab-like strike to the breast. Primarily used to discipline; but can also be used in BDSM. Named for 'Family Matters' star Jaleel White (better known as Steve Urkel) who was once accused of punching a woman's breast implant.

-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.

(v) I knew she liked it rough, but I was shocked when she demanded to be Urkel Punched.

(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.

by f'd August 04, 2010

Fibberish

(n) a soliloquy of incoherent falsehoods.

I knew Mort was talking fibberish when I overheard him tell his date that Mick Jagger went to his church.

by f'd December 04, 2011