skilletus domesticus

noun: home skillet (Latin); friend, home boy, an acquaintance whom with you share the same home town.
What up skilletus domesticus, how you been?
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Fat-a-pillar

-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.
Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.

The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.

Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
by f'd January 02, 2011
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Ku Klux Glam

(adj) white trash with a dash of class. ie: wearing cowboy boots with a suit.
I hear Tyler uses organic conditioner on his mullet. He’s so Ku Klux Glam
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Ghettopia

-noun: a mythical world void of white people; the sensation experienced upon an excursion to such a place.
To cope with her recent relocation to Utah, TaNeisha often slipped into states of Ghettopia.
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Urkel Punch

-verb: a short, jab-like strike to the breast. Primarily used to discipline; but can also be used in BDSM. Named for 'Family Matters' star Jaleel White (better known as Steve Urkel) who was once accused of punching a woman's breast implant.

-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.
(v) I knew she liked it rough, but I was shocked when she demanded to be Urkel Punched.

(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.
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Triple Fat Deuce

an unflushably monstrous turd
That triple fat deuce was so colossal it probably didn't even make a splash.
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Bagnificent

-adj: possessing the characteristics or mannerisms of, resembling or displaying behavior befitting a douche bag; douche-like.

synonyms: baggadocious, bagnostic, baggadelic, bagnetic, bagtastic, bagnifique.

related nouns: bagster, baggamuffin, Bagnum P.I., bag boy, deuce bag, sacco di douche, bagnificence, Baggie Smalls, Notorious B.A.G.
Some dillwad cut me off on the highway today and then gave me the finger. I should’ve known he was bagnificent by the ‘My Child is a Star Student’ bumper sticker on the back of his Hummer.
by f'd November 10, 2010
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