f'd's definitions

tinkle fingers

(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom

More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.

by f'd October 6, 2011

Bopox

-noun: freckle-like spotting that results from excessive Botox injections; often resembling chickenpox.

I’d much rather be wrinkled than have a face full of Bopox.

by f'd August 1, 2011

Fat-a-pillar

-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.

Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.

The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.

Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.

by f'd January 2, 2011

Ghettopia

-noun: a mythical world void of white people; the sensation experienced upon an excursion to such a place.

To cope with her recent relocation to Utah, TaNeisha often slipped into states of Ghettopia.

by f'd August 14, 2010

skilletus domesticus

noun: home skillet (Latin); friend, home boy, an acquaintance whom with you share the same home town.

What up skilletus domesticus, how you been?

by f'd August 1, 2011

Triple Fat Deuce

an unflushably monstrous turd

That triple fat deuce was so colossal it probably didn't even make a splash.

by f'd March 13, 2011

Bagnificent

-adj: possessing the characteristics or mannerisms of, resembling or displaying behavior befitting a douche bag; douche-like.

synonyms: baggadocious, bagnostic, baggadelic, bagnetic, bagtastic, bagnifique.

related nouns: bagster, baggamuffin, Bagnum P.I., bag boy, deuce bag, sacco di douche, bagnificence, Baggie Smalls, Notorious B.A.G.

Some dillwad cut me off on the highway today and then gave me the finger. I should’ve known he was bagnificent by the ‘My Child is a Star Student’ bumper sticker on the back of his Hummer.

by f'd November 12, 2010