exploding air plane 6969's definitions

Sprint

Bitch ass phone carrier that can't do shit right! You can't walk down the street and take a fucking call, you lose service all the goddamn time and high speed internet ?? MY FUCKIN ASSHOLE! Call customer service and I guarantee you will get told, "Oh don't worry, we have tip-top coverage in your area, DON'T LEAVE US! We're working on it for youuu.." . BULLSHIT. They are full of shit, Bad service, bitch ass customer service and crooks with shit-filled assholes who advertise a phone company that doesn't even live up to its shitty ass expectations. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, shit it's worth the fucking money if you want to actually have a phone! The only thing Sprint has given me is my official MODO OF 2017.. "FUCK SPRINT!" Let me say it louder.. "FUCK SPRINT !!!!"

(Verizon)

Hey Sprint! Call me baby!
-Delivered

( Sprint )

I can't, I'm Sprint!
-Not delivered

( Verizon )

Helloooo...? Damn ur fake! FUCKIN DICK!!
-Delivered

by exploding air plane 6969 July 12, 2017

Antsy

A mood, which is a mix of being anxious, uneasy, restless and bored. You are typically antsy when expecting something pleasurable and exciting to happen or just expecting something to happen in general, but you're sitting on your ass somewhere very uneasy, unable to sleep, unable to eat, unable to sit still pouting in your head that it still hasn't happened. For Example: Your friends are gonna pick you up and take you to roll up at a lit ass party, but they taking for ever, so you sit there anxious, bored as hell, filled with anger and expectancy towards something very specific just not coming through, and feeling very.. well.. Antsy! It's not a common feeling, but kind of similar to feeling worried, but over something less serious like expecting something to happen..

I'm antsy as fuck, I'm just gonna sleep, oh wait I cant sleep! I'm just going to eat something, oh wait I can't eat, i don't feel like eating! Im just going to watch TV, oh wait ? I'm so damn ansty !! When's my homies coming to get me, damn it !

by exploding air plane 6969 September 3, 2017

Irvine

An affluent city located in Southern California and apart of affluent Southern Orange County. Irvine is a beautiful city with clean streets, beautiful scenery, well mannered people and a safe city, one of the safest in the US. Irvine is nicknamed "the bubble" because of its secure, safe neighborhoods, and leaving Irvine in Irvine language is considered "leaving the bubble" because other cities don't have the the safest streets and areas like King Irvine. Irvine is "too safe" in alot of people's opinions and is known to be a cop infested city where you have to watch yourself from getting got by the cops. Irvine is not for everyone, But overall Irvine is a beautiful affluent city in Southern California.

( Irvine kid )
I can't leave the the bubble, I'll get shot !!

( Santa Ana kid ; across the border ) Yea you will ! , ( cocks gun )

by exploding air plane 6969 August 24, 2017

Wrestling

A martial art performed by those mostly in high school. Wrestling is an aggressive sport which requires strength, balance, agility, great shape, speed and a heart. Wrestling consists of two opponents from 2 different schools/facilities to go at on the mat. That’s it, 2 wrestlers kicking ass on the mat and wrestling to that Pin. The spotlight is on those 2 athletes, that’s it. Wrestling is an individual sport, so it is a lot harder that most sports performed in high school because it’s all on you, and what you got. Wrestling is often looked at as a turn-off sport because it consists of groping others your same gender on the mat, and wearing spandex-like suits called singlets at duel meets, and it’s long been called “gay”. Those jocks on the football team, those that look down on it and call wrestling gay will get their asses wrangled and pinned by any wrestler who challenges them to a match. They will step onto the mat and realize wrestling ain’t a game.

Logan:
“Wrestling is gay”

- - - Killed by a wrestler - - -

Imprinted on Logan’s grave:
‘Wrestling is gay’

by exploding air plane 6969 November 17, 2017

Half Sibling

Siblings whom have only one common parent whether it's their mother or their father. Half-siblings sometimes are raised together, but more commonly raised in their two separate families. Half-siblings are typically separated and have somewhat distant relationships, when not raised together which is very common. If you have half-siblings, you call them brother, sister, not "half", or you call them nothing....

Half Sibling -

I love you, brothers and sisters. We should catch up sometime.. :)

by exploding air plane 6969 August 30, 2017

Cloudy With a chance of meatballs

An animated movie, VERY hilarious, and full of humor. It's about a young inventor named Flint Lockwood who lives on a small island called Swallow Falls and has a companion as a monkey with a thought translater named Steve. The movie consists of his motives to make a better experience for his fellow town mates by making an invention to "change the world", which he does by creating a machine that makes food rain from the sky for a better eating experience for his fellow town mates, since his town has turned to eating nothing but sardines and is super invested in sardines becauae they are all miserable sardine-eating shitheads. Ok Yea WE GET IT, Things go awry when the machine shoots up to the sky, the food gets bigger, the machine eventually becomes uncompatible and unstable and starts raining food the size of a dinosaur, threatening to end the world and Flint and other fellow characters, Sam, Manny, Steve, Baby Brent fly out the sky in a plane, destroy the machine, shoot back to earth, Flint and his fellow girlfriend kiss and THE END, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. Very hilarious though for an animated movie

-- Flints father opening a shitty, pussy smelling Sardine tackle shop--
( Tim Lockwood )
TIM & SONS SARDINE BAIT & TACKLE ! You feelin it ?

( Flint Lockwood ): Hmhmm...

Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs ; Funniest line

by exploding air plane 6969 July 28, 2017

Alana

Alana's are chill ASF, and if you know an Alana, she prob one of your chilliest homies. She got chill in her, like mad chilll. She fights her own battles and don't take shit from no one. She's a true hater towards those who give her shit, towards those who trash her and those who treat her like shit and boy will Alana put up a fight. She's a true lover towards her loved ones, towards those she cares about, towards those whom she's fond of and those closest to her, and she's actually a nurturer and a loving person. Alana's are solid, loving deep and hating deeper, caring and actually very loving, real ASF, will kick ur ass brutal, and Boy! Is that Alana a pretty one ! ;)
If you know an Alana, she is a keeper ;)

Aye Alana, lets chilllll ;)

by exploding air plane 6969 September 5, 2017