exitflagger's definitions

poisoned

To be very hung over.

We started trading off Jager shots after Ricky showed up last night. I'm all poisoned like a son of a bitch today. I'm never drinking again!

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

lookin' and thinkin'

The act of checking out an attractive but highly unattainable female or females. Usually used in reference to prematurely developed underaged girls.

I couldn't stop taking in the scenery on Virgil's niece, man. You know good and well that y'all were doing some lookin' and thinkin' too. Don't even lie about it.

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

dead crawfish

A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).

Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.

Check it out! Here comes a dead crawfish!

(*SPLASH!*)

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

by exitflagger May 1, 2008

pussy repellant

1. A guy who never seems to get laid.
2. A guy whose ridiculous way of carrying himself insures that no women will associate with him or his friends.

Dude, why the hell did you tell Gary to meet us here? That guy is walking pussy repellant! I hope you didn't expect to talk to any chicks with him hanging around...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

face burning

An embarrassing situation. References blushing from humiliation.

He didn't want to confront her in person and take that face burning. So he just left a message on her voice mail.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008