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open car doors

When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")
Gah! Check out the open car doors on that dude!
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
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brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.
He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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puke johnson

Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.
I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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schedule

Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend.
Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
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wasp on the lapel

Any situation where a person becomes unduly panicked and makes ill-advised decisions or movements as a result.
Guy 1: Gerald thought he saw his ex-girlfriend so he turned around to bolt and ran straight into a waitress and knocked her tray full of drinks all over the floor.
Guy 2: He had a wasp on the lapel.
Guy 1: Exactly.
by exitflagger May 1, 2008
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pixie sticks

Woman with very skinny legs.
Here come them pixie sticks again! Somebody needs to buy her a burger or something.
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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sweeping it

To put in a spectacularly entertaining drunken performance in a social situation.
It was amazing. He was sweeping it big-time. He was all hammered so he accidentally peed on himself and then he went up to a big table full of girls and spilled his drink on them. He topped it all off by puking in the bushes outside.
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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