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taking a hundred

1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.

Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.
1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!

2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
mugGet the taking a hundredmug.

take a piercing

Act of going to a less-than-desirable bar or club strictly because there may be a healthier ratio of available women there.
I'm getting a little bored here. We may have to go take a piercing over at The Station when we finish these beers.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
mugGet the take a piercingmug.

pussy repellant

1. A guy who never seems to get laid.
2. A guy whose ridiculous way of carrying himself insures that no women will associate with him or his friends.
Dude, why the hell did you tell Gary to meet us here? That guy is walking pussy repellant! I hope you didn't expect to talk to any chicks with him hanging around...
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
mugGet the pussy repellantmug.

having a go

To be very inept at something. Mostly used in reference to very public floundering or failure. (Shortened from "having a go at it")
...After that last shot of tequila he started seriously having a go. He tried to get up and go to the men's room but he got tangled up in the chair and took the whole table down. Awesome!
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
mugGet the having a gomug.

foul turban

Body odor or anything that smells of poor personal hygiene.
We started making out back at her place but I was getting some kind of foul turban off of her. It was treacherous!
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
mugGet the foul turbanmug.

filter

1. To think.
2. To make an incorrect assumption, assessment or interpretation.
3. To screw something up through bungled or inept actions.
1. Whatcha filter about that thing with the things?
2. You didn't hear the first part of what we were talking about. You had a filter on the whole conversation.
3. He didn't read the directions while he was making it, so he was halfway finished before he realized that he'd filtered it, big time.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
mugGet the filtermug.

freening

To act in a way that makes others think that you may be insane or possibly just weird.
Guy 1: Dude, where did that girl go?
Guy 2: She's in the bathroom with the lights off.
Guy 1: What's she doing?
Guy 2: Just kinda freening I guess. I don't know.
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
mugGet the freeningmug.

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