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Getting surprisingly drunk from a relatively small amount of alcoholic intake. Often gets shortened to just "bargain".
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
Get the bargain head mug.To be very inept at something. Mostly used in reference to very public floundering or failure. (Shortened from "having a go at it")
...After that last shot of tequila he started seriously having a go. He tried to get up and go to the men's room but he got tangled up in the chair and took the whole table down. Awesome!
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the having a go mug.Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the crank pull mug.1. To think.
2. To make an incorrect assumption, assessment or interpretation.
3. To screw something up through bungled or inept actions.
2. To make an incorrect assumption, assessment or interpretation.
3. To screw something up through bungled or inept actions.
1. Whatcha filter about that thing with the things?
2. You didn't hear the first part of what we were talking about. You had a filter on the whole conversation.
3. He didn't read the directions while he was making it, so he was halfway finished before he realized that he'd filtered it, big time.
2. You didn't hear the first part of what we were talking about. You had a filter on the whole conversation.
3. He didn't read the directions while he was making it, so he was halfway finished before he realized that he'd filtered it, big time.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the filter mug.Woman with large breasts.
Remember that thing with the things from last weekend? I seen her again at the mall. Them things came in the door about three seconds before the rest of her did!
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the thing with the things mug.The act of checking out an attractive but highly unattainable female or females. Usually used in reference to prematurely developed underaged girls.
I couldn't stop taking in the scenery on Virgil's niece, man. You know good and well that y'all were doing some lookin' and thinkin' too. Don't even lie about it.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the lookin' and thinkin' mug.1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.
Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.
Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.
1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!
2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.
2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
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