exitflagger's definitions

molding and sculpting

To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.

Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

pushdown

1. Sexually desirable woman.
2. Sexual relations.

Originates from old-timers telling how when they wanted sex from a particular woman they would simply "push her down on the bed".

Guy 1: How 'bout her? Would you push that down, dude?
Guy 2: Oh yeah. That's some prime pushdown right there.

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

lower unit

A nice female rear end that is unusually close to the ground when she walks, possibly because of short legs. More commonly used in reference to the storage compartment on a fishing boat.

(Girl walks by)
Guy 1: Godzilla, check out the lower unit!
Guy 2: Damn, that IS a lower unit!

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

took all the funk out

Usually describes the sound of a bad white band trying to play black music. It can also be applied in situations where someone is just being too uptight or not "keeping it real".

(Band plays poor version of "Brick House")
Reaction: "Damn! They took all the funk out of that!"

by exitflagger May 2, 2008

got a ratin'

To smell something stinky or highly odorous. Originates from the practice of rating farts from 1 to 10.

(*sniff*) Aw, man... I got a ratin' over here! You farted didn't you, you nasty son of a bitch?

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

that's when we all three stood up

Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.

...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

take a piercing

Act of going to a less-than-desirable bar or club strictly because there may be a healthier ratio of available women there.

I'm getting a little bored here. We may have to go take a piercing over at The Station when we finish these beers.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008