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Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the crank pull mug.To crap so much in the toilet that a large portion of it breaches the water level, forming an island.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
Get the terra firma mug.Heather’s party was ridiculous, man. She didn’t invite anybody till the last minute, she told people it was BYOB, all she had was chips and dip and the stereo was broken. 100% air pudding, dude…
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
Get the air pudding mug.To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.
Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
Get the molding and sculpting mug.A nice female rear end that is unusually close to the ground when she walks, possibly because of short legs. More commonly used in reference to the storage compartment on a fishing boat.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
Get the lower unit mug.1. Sexually desirable woman.
2. Sexual relations.
Originates from old-timers telling how when they wanted sex from a particular woman they would simply "push her down on the bed".
2. Sexual relations.
Originates from old-timers telling how when they wanted sex from a particular woman they would simply "push her down on the bed".
Guy 1: How 'bout her? Would you push that down, dude?
Guy 2: Oh yeah. That's some prime pushdown right there.
Guy 2: Oh yeah. That's some prime pushdown right there.
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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