exitflagger's definitions

freezer filler

A sexually attractive female who is not exactly petite; possibly larger than you.

Term derives from deer-hunting terminology that refers to bagging a deer that is large and rife with edible meat (to be stored in the freezer) instead of having a trophy-sized rack.

Guy 1: Wow, look at that big chick over there! Not bad!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's a freezer filler right there.

by exitflagger May 2, 2008

singing his ass off

Refers to a singer who has a flat voice or regularly wanders off key.

Guy 1: Let's go to The Station tonight.
Guy 2: Oh man. I can't take that band that plays over there. That little short dude's gonna be singing his ass off and I'll be cringing all night long.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

thing with the things

Woman with large breasts.

Remember that thing with the things from last weekend? I seen her again at the mall. Them things came in the door about three seconds before the rest of her did!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

schedule

Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend.

Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

wasp on the lapel

Any situation where a person becomes unduly panicked and makes ill-advised decisions or movements as a result.

Guy 1: Gerald thought he saw his ex-girlfriend so he turned around to bolt and ran straight into a waitress and knocked her tray full of drinks all over the floor.
Guy 2: He had a wasp on the lapel.
Guy 1: Exactly.

by exitflagger May 1, 2008

air pudding

Term generally denotes a lack of anything happening or something being woefully sub-standard.

Heather’s party was ridiculous, man. She didn’t invite anybody till the last minute, she told people it was BYOB, all she had was chips and dip and the stereo was broken. 100% air pudding, dude…

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

lower unit

A nice female rear end that is unusually close to the ground when she walks, possibly because of short legs. More commonly used in reference to the storage compartment on a fishing boat.

(Girl walks by)
Guy 1: Godzilla, check out the lower unit!
Guy 2: Damn, that IS a lower unit!

by exitflagger April 25, 2008