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Palmerton

A place where insane people live. Insane food. A town with liars and dark people that try to find wierd times to hang out with normal people. Insane things to do. Infested with drugs and losers. Insane talk. Poor tastes. Some kind of wierd compulsiveness and just completely lack self confidense. Kindof like a hobo. They make up places they work or things that they are doing. Are ugly and have deranged looks in their eyes. On top of that they are assholes. The town itself is just sad. They are wierd and scary.
Everyone I have met from Palmerton has lied while they talked to me.

The girl from Palmerton walked to my house to bum a cigarette off me and told me she was at a wild party in her town when she was 14 years old. Talked about a boy. "Yeah we did star six nine."

The boy from Palmerton lied about his job and asked me on a date, he seemed slow.
by europopian September 1, 2009
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petaphile

a person who gets anything kept on file about them petted.

someone that has alot of information on file kept about them, like issues, trama, disorder, health condition, criminal past. Their files get pet by someone, because they want to pet the petaphile to shus him/her up, and stop them from being an ass.

Kindof feel bad like they were forced to be unfortunate.
Bab is such a petaphile. Look he has so much medicine. They are obviously petting his files up as he is so sad.
by europopian August 23, 2009
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Slatington

A town that has a large central that doesnt breathe. Have been trying to get what the word "bounce" means since the early 1900's. Through years have coxed their jolly neighboring town and fought with them over school money, forcing the best of the folk's kids to freeze and walk past an opened crazy assylum on a main road after school and then not walk with side walks while strange drivers pull up to them and ask them if they want a ride. This was due from them shoving money up their ass so they can make a bike track to let their fat asses take off and fly. They don't like the look of student safely walking home, instead they try to make tramp trains along with very ill and adle fingers.
Well I might not feel, so maybe I better take a good long trip down a fingered up fitness trail in Slatington
by europopian April 22, 2009
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butterfly donation

when woman has to use man or vice versa for a sex healing practice, due from vagina suffering tampon tear, the penis being distraught in itself from too much condoms or bruised, or just outright not healthy, or vagina bruise from pap smear metal rod that some girls are allergic to, or after being washed from being exposed to harmful gases, alchohol, or other substances.
I can't believe that sometimes we need to use a butterfly donation to keep or privates sparkling.....

Without a butterfly donator everyone knew her clit would've been a camel toe or maybe inside out.
by europopian August 23, 2009
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bitch

ass, fag, slut, whore, fagget, dick tease, whore, loser, weird, fucker, homo, asshole, donkeymut, ugly, sucker, slavedriver, something that hurts, a femal dog animal, a tramp, prostitute, hooker, drunk, spoiled rotted ass, slacker, college piss talk, popular in 2009 when someone wants to pee on your face while completely intoxicated with too much alcohol than you are a bitch.

negative asschime. slang used from mama's baby, when dillusional.

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everyone knows the bitch, bitch. Only's bitches don't work.
by europopian July 19, 2009
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English Teacher

Didn't use her own clothing to look good in school or college, copied someone else's style. Likes a blow job. Drinks underage. Worries about her boyfriend and other woman and grabs on stuffed things at night. Only ever likes her hair long. Isn't conservative and maybe is even a fucking petafile. Her providers must pet her files. Talks about who's she's associated with to complete strangers. Is pushy and demanding. Cruel to vaginas and doesn't care to her own breath.
That English Teacher is going to ruin Philadelphia please let a male teacher work there instead.
by europopian September 1, 2009
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keel

process of determination, to dispurse into the unknown, die. Known only to germ cells.
that germ cell wanted to keel gone thanks to lysol and cleanex.
by europopian April 24, 2009
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