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Walnutport

First populated by old farmers from Europe. Had once old war paths used by Indians in fight. Small populated town, only by 11 farmers at first. Train tracks and station were made the first years the town originated. Was popular for thier cattle and livestock they raised for meat. Along the Lehigh River and Canal. Later said to have a haunted Lady in White who floats above the canal in Autumn, for she is lost and seeking her lover, after a terrible death.
There are such old houses in Walnutport, hopefully they can withhold a storm.
by europopian July 23, 2009
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DFS

Depressed Faggot Syndrome.

A fag or very gay man feels less faggosh or gay and goes to another man for couch. Except this does not work, he is a fag of course. Spreads from one fag to the next.

Spreadable social virus caused by one divafag trying to out diva another fag causing the fag to be outdivad and find another diva fag.
I was at the rich people's party in Northampton and saw a mild case of DFS was going around then made an exit.

Casey went to a tensed heated male strip club and couldn't figure out why she couldn't get action. Case was there was DFS going around.
by europopian July 30, 2009
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asschime

non stop shit talk out of mouth, or ass..
She had some asschime as I see swearing about that mans filthy jacket.
by europopian July 30, 2009
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English Teacher

Sticker fingers, blind dater who likes blow jobs something called a star six nine for him and her.
english teacher or some other teacher.
by europopian August 7, 2009
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mental asylum

placae to lock up the insane with bad provoking judgement, mental flaws, are crazy, and have bad uncontrollable, jeering and spasmic actions. initially made for people that have ever had more than one lover in thier day, make false accusations and carry out further function overdoing it, lie, kill, cheat, steel, sin and know they do it and carry out thier ridiculousness to other people or environment. Made for people that have sex with animals, objects, dead carcuses and fecal matter. People in a state of euphoria. People that have mental disorders of any kind. Stopped maybe in the 1800's because it wasn't fair. That was one time.
Strat loved a girl in his head and was locked in a mental asylum, until she showed herself so the wardens knew she actually did exist.

Those skinny vampiric looking, pale people over there with those little sharp crooked teeth were raised from a woman that escaped a mental asylum.
by europopian August 7, 2009
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butterfly donation

when woman has to use man or vice versa for a sex healing practice, due from vagina suffering tampon tear, the penis being distraught in itself from too much condoms or bruised, or just outright not healthy, or vagina bruise from pap smear metal rod that some girls are allergic to, or after being washed from being exposed to harmful gases, alchohol, or other substances.
I can't believe that sometimes we need to use a butterfly donation to keep or privates sparkling.....

Without a butterfly donator everyone knew her clit would've been a camel toe or maybe inside out.
by europopian August 23, 2009
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petaphile

a person who gets anything kept on file about them petted.

someone that has alot of information on file kept about them, like issues, trama, disorder, health condition, criminal past. Their files get pet by someone, because they want to pet the petaphile to shus him/her up, and stop them from being an ass.

Kindof feel bad like they were forced to be unfortunate.
Bab is such a petaphile. Look he has so much medicine. They are obviously petting his files up as he is so sad.
by europopian August 23, 2009
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