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keel

process of determination, to dispurse into the unknown, die. Known only to germ cells.
that germ cell wanted to keel gone thanks to lysol and cleanex.
by europopian April 24, 2009
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Death defying

a deathly light tone spoken by someone that kills.

a deathly light source to stun.
girl: "Her tone is death defying."

little boy "What ga?"

girl "Leave her alone; that's enough. She's going to pass out, ew."
by europopian September 18, 2009
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Smut

Person carrying tendencies to dope themself up when depressed when something important is going on in their life. Person may set college work aside to take ecstacy, sniff cocaine, smoke cannibus, drink an exceeding amount of alcohol underage, speed drive, sell dope, tend to illegal engagements or just get naked in public. Has major claw hands. May flaunt on the spot, trying in attempts to do the "mermaid" with feet or boobs.
She just got home from college and is taking Ecstacy what a smut.

Chas is such a smut, taking all those lines of coke after that ecstacy, she should be busted soon.

They're choking thier game up, 2 years of college and taking ecstasy at a party in front of all the newbies, we gotta watch for the smut!
by europopian September 7, 2009
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DFS

Depressed Faggot Syndrome.

A fag or very gay man feels less faggosh or gay and goes to another man for couch. Except this does not work, he is a fag of course. Spreads from one fag to the next.

Spreadable social virus caused by one divafag trying to out diva another fag causing the fag to be outdivad and find another diva fag.
I was at the rich people's party in Northampton and saw a mild case of DFS was going around then made an exit.

Casey went to a tensed heated male strip club and couldn't figure out why she couldn't get action. Case was there was DFS going around.
by europopian July 30, 2009
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Jeans

are denim pants made by Italians. When Ameri's put these pants on it gives them a glowy feeling and at first they seem out of place. If one gets enough brownie points after buying many pizzas and eating alot of italian foods they are considered friends of the mafia. It's all in the pants. Some Ameri's never learn and thier pants are taken away which really is a sad thing, because without jeans what must one wear to stay comfy in the winter months. If the Ameri isn't a hunter, then they will be persicuted into an asylum. The italians never care. We just make the pizza to go with the jeans. A true italian never wears jeans with holes in them.
The hobo won't shut up when she has her Jeans on.

Prada Jeans made for the Queen.
by europopian December 15, 2009
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Jimmy

to know to rock and roll. angelic, bold, charming, stud muffin. The man.
Jimmy helps his neighbors out with thier heavy loads after thier shopping trip.
by europopian May 7, 2009
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butterfly donation

when woman has to use man or vice versa for a sex healing practice, due from vagina suffering tampon tear, the penis being distraught in itself from too much condoms or bruised, or just outright not healthy, or vagina bruise from pap smear metal rod that some girls are allergic to, or after being washed from being exposed to harmful gases, alchohol, or other substances.
I can't believe that sometimes we need to use a butterfly donation to keep or privates sparkling.....

Without a butterfly donator everyone knew her clit would've been a camel toe or maybe inside out.
by europopian August 23, 2009
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