Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".
Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
by etafatdik June 19, 2008
A Latin American fellow with a mullet or hockey-style haircut - short on top/front, long in the back
by etafatdik June 10, 2010
(1) A drunk superhero
(2) Completing a difficult or physically challenging task or set of tasks while intoxicated
(2) Completing a difficult or physically challenging task or set of tasks while intoxicated
The guy finished off a 12-pack of Bud then proceeded to light himself on fire and jump off the roof into the pool. Holy Hancock!
by etafatdik July 23, 2011
Mythical creatures used to explain gas, rumbling and other noises from the gut and rectal areas during periods of stomach discomfort, most notably as part of a hangover.
by etafatdik June 19, 2008
(a) Campus Police showing up is going to throw a fuck into my late night party.
(b) She's not that hot but I'd throw her a fuck.
(b) She's not that hot but I'd throw her a fuck.
by etafatdik July 07, 2009
by etafatdik July 08, 2009
A friend or associate who attempts to shoot down your chances of picking up a girl. The opposite of wingman.
by etafatdik August 08, 2009