eric's definitions

dildizzle

Big, plastic penis. Black girls can fit two in their buttholes easily.

"man, check out rashonda, she's got the record, five dildizzles in that ass!"

by Eric June 10, 2006

Old Mom

An ex-New Mom which you still need to deal with.

1. Old Mom keeps wantin' to hook back up
2. Old Mom gets most of my take-home.

by Eric January 2, 2004

Pizza Hut

the big greese-ball in the sky

Luigi went to the pizza hut after the mob tasted his pizza.

by Eric August 26, 2003

turd gen

camaro made from 82-92, usually picked on by 4th gen owners

ha that turd gen sucks ass

by eric March 10, 2004

off the hezzy fo shezzy

off the hook (for sure), totally awesome

that party was off the hezzy fo shezzy

by Eric March 22, 2003

blarge

- the way someone might feel after an eventful, sleep-deprived weekend

"Whoa...Chelsea Adams is blarge today", "she must be, its monday"

by eric February 14, 2005

reggin k calb

Famouse comedian; black nigger spelled backwards.

Let's go to the comedy caravan, I hear Reggin K. Calb is performing tonight.

by Eric December 30, 2003