eric's definitions

crime

something very bad a country did

Dang Iraq committed a crime. THose shitheads!!!!

by Eric April 19, 2003

reggin k calb

Famouse comedian; black nigger spelled backwards.

Let's go to the comedy caravan, I hear Reggin K. Calb is performing tonight.

by Eric December 30, 2003

paranoia survivor max

a remix of the song "paranoia" which first appear in the first mix of dance dance revolution, a popular dancing video game. this song clocks in at 290 beats per minute (BPM) and made its first appearance in DDR's 8th mix, also known as extreme. the set of steps on the "challenge" difficulty make up the absolute hardest song to ever appear on any of the eight mixes.

by eric September 25, 2003

hoary nether regions

the ungodly hell regions where one's soul is relegated if one does not live a good life,supposedly

" the dreadful ogre-beast inhabited the hoary nether regions"

by eric October 22, 2003

blarge

- the way someone might feel after an eventful, sleep-deprived weekend

"Whoa...Chelsea Adams is blarge today", "she must be, its monday"

by eric February 14, 2005

off the hezzy fo shezzy

off the hook (for sure), totally awesome

that party was off the hezzy fo shezzy

by Eric March 22, 2003

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005