eric's definitions

cock-a-doodle-crap

A phrase used to express exasperation and mild displeasure.

Boss: You're going to have to work half an hour late tonight.

Employee: Cock-a-doodle crap.

by Eric May 2, 2003

corn dogging

While having sex on the beach, you pull out while she's distracted, plunge your member into the sand, then stick it back in

I corn dogged my prom date at the beach after-party and had to leave the state for two years.

by eric March 29, 2005

plimpton32

a piece of bacon and grease

jerks on fire

by eric January 13, 2003

Bruce Springsteen

Awesome classic rock singer. Born to Run is an American classic.

Dude Springsteen was cool but when he got the E Street Band he was cooler!

by Eric December 29, 2004

Ph0b0s

1337 sauce cs player

I wish I was as good as Ph0b0s

by Eric August 18, 2003

dung

Hot vietnamese descent with too much money and toys to play with...

Damn, Dung's rich biatch!!!

by Eric May 18, 2004

Honda

Car most likely to have an owner who touts how much horsepower their car has (for a low to moderately priced vehicle)while ignoring the importance of torque as a contributing factor of overall speed. Must be revved above 5,000 RPM to experience anything called "Power".

Hey, My VR6 GTI is experiencing maximum torque at under 2000 RPM's. Wow that HONDA looks small in my rearview mirror.

by Eric April 10, 2006