englishhotpocketmaster's definitions
A man defecates into his partner's mouth in the morning, usually waking them in the process. They then pleasure him with oral sex, keeping as much of the feces in their mouth as possible in order to increase the man's pleasure.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
Get the Breakfast Burritomug. A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.
Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"
Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."
Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."
Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012
Get the One-Handed Sack Basketmug. The loose change that falls from ones pockets while in a reclined position. Poor people usually only take a single silver shit or one consisting mainly of pennies. This is refered to as a "copper shit" or a "poor man's shit."
by englishhotpocketmaster July 7, 2011
Get the Silver Shitsmug. by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
Get the bambinomug. A woman freezes her menstrual blood into a Popsicle. Someone else then uses this frozen blood to pleasure the woman, then eats it out of her vagina.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
Get the Idaho Otter Popmug. A sex position during which the male submerges his penis into sand, preferably in a bucket, then reinserts his sandy penis into the womans vagina.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
Get the sandy screamermug. by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
Get the salty sandy screamermug.