The loose change that falls from ones pockets while in a reclined position. Poor people usually only take a single silver shit or one consisting mainly of pennies. This is refered to as a "copper shit" or a "poor man's shit."
by englishhotpocketmaster July 06, 2011
An anal sex position in which the recieving partner defecates on the shaft of the delivering partner. The waste is then used as a form of lubricant untill a climax is reached.
Sarah: John and I performed an English Hot Pocket last night and it smelled like a rotting carcass when we were done.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 17, 2010
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
A woman freezes her menstrual blood into a Popsicle. Someone else then uses this frozen blood to pleasure the woman, then eats it out of her vagina.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
A man defecates into his partner's mouth in the morning, usually waking them in the process. They then pleasure him with oral sex, keeping as much of the feces in their mouth as possible in order to increase the man's pleasure.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
A sex position during which the male submerges his penis into sand, preferably in a bucket, then reinserts his sandy penis into the womans vagina.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010