Definitions by englishhotpocketmaster

One-Handed Sack Basket 

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.

Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

One-Handed Sack Basket by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Two-Handed Sack Basket 

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

Two-Handed Sack Basket by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Silver Shits 

The loose change that falls from ones pockets while in a reclined position. Poor people usually only take a single silver shit or one consisting mainly of pennies. This is refered to as a "copper shit" or a "poor man's shit."

I found $9 in silver shits in my couch.

Silver Shits by englishhotpocketmaster July 7, 2011

bambino 

The act of giving a hand job while the recipient is using the restroom, usually taking a dump.

Susan surprised me with a bambino yesterday, and she only charged me $5.

bambino by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

salty sandy screamer 

A sandy screamer that uses salt mixed into the sand.

That salty sandy screamer hurt WAY worse than a regular sandy screamer.

salty sandy screamer by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

sandy screamer 

A sex position during which the male submerges his penis into sand, preferably in a bucket, then reinserts his sandy penis into the womans vagina.

Bob gave me a sandy screamer, and I still can't walk right!

sandy screamer by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

Idaho Otter Pop 

A woman freezes her menstrual blood into a Popsicle. Someone else then uses this frozen blood to pleasure the woman, then eats it out of her vagina.

My boyfriend almost threw up after giving me an Idaho Otter Pop.

Idaho Otter Pop by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010