england phi beta gamma's definitions

chummy

A pick-pocket's target.

As the talent suckers chummy the wire reefs his leather.

by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008

hollywood handbag

The adopted African child of a film star.

I see the Spielbergs' Hollywood Handbag has learned to be a DJ.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 10, 2014

bullen

German slang for the police. Calling the polizei "dammische bullen" can add a rather hefty fine.

Los! Dammische Bullen!

by England phi beta gamma April 10, 2008

tijuana bag lunch

A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.

It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

TIGS

Totally Illegitimate Government Schools. Schools funded by taxpayers, referrerd to by government agencies as "public schools."

Buildings in which skulls full of mush are politically indoctrinated to be good little conformists of state doctrine.

Fifty per cent of my property taxes go to support TIGS --totally illegitimate government schools and their bureaucracy.

by England phi beta gamma February 3, 2008

whore bath

n. a bidet

The wash basin found in European hotels that looks like a toilet with a plug.

The shower's broken so please use the whore bath.

by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008

Kool

The brand of mentholated filter-tip cigarettes that used to be favored by negroes until the mid-1980s when word got out that the interlocking Os represented shackles. Newport (or niggerport) is now the favored brand of colored boys.

LL Kool J probably smokes cigars.

by England phi beta gamma March 16, 2009