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clacker

It was a cereal made by General Mills and marketed in the New York area during the early 1970s. The most famous advert featured Dracula leaning toward a young girl's neck saying,"bluh -- I want to suck your Clackers." A google image search should bring up a picture of the box.
Bluh! I want to suck your CLACKERS.
by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007
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fuck up move up

An army term meaning promotion to a higher position after a senior employee screwed up an assignment. The rest of his career will be served with no more damage. Can be used by any large bureaucracy, but less so by corporations. Read the Peter Principle where an employee is promoted to his highest level of incompetence.
The minister responsible for the African "Ground Nut Scheme" boondoggle during the 1950s was given a promotion and a title. His new position required no real work, it was a classic case of fuck up move up.
by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007
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nigger

The correct word used by Jews after the token negro employee leaves the Southern Poverty Law Center's office in Montgomery Alabama. This is a true story told to me by the girl herself.
Good, the nigger has gone to run an errand, let's start the meeting to discuss fund-raising strategies.
by England phi beta gamma July 23, 2007
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cunt face

a person who has a hare lip and/or cleft palate
The missionary doctor went to Peru and fixed a bunch of cunt faces.
by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007
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catty wompers

A term used in the US Midwest to describe something out of balance, vibrating, or shaky.
My car is shaking badly because the front wheels are catty wompers.
by england phi beta gamma February 23, 2008
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whore bath

n. a bidet

The wash basin found in European hotels that looks like a toilet with a plug.
The shower's broken so please use the whore bath.
by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008
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chummy

A pick-pocket's target.
As the talent suckers chummy the wire reefs his leather.
by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008
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