embem's definitions

stalkertunity

an opportunity to stalk

I got the perfect stalkertunity today. I was able to follow him home so now I know where he lives.

by embem May 1, 2008

wumpkin

A pumpkin and a watermelon combined into one plant.

They had a wumpkin at the state fair!
I wonder what it'd taste like...

by embem August 18, 2008

cart me around

To be given rides everywhere.

Do you need a ride to the show?
Nah, my friend will give me a ride-she is always willing to cart me around.

by embem April 28, 2008

Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

gepwned

to be pwned in German.

Ich habe dich gepwned.
I have pwned you.

by Embem March 26, 2008

wumbasha

An incredibly large soft drink.

person-I totally bought the biggest soda I could.
person #2-Wow, that thing is a wumbasha!

by embem May 12, 2008

popstar

German slang for a sex/porn star.
Derrieved from "poppen" which is slang for to fuck.

Das maedchen sieht wie ein popstar aus.
The girl looks like a porn star.

by Embem March 26, 2008