embem's definitions

Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

by embem February 8, 2009

poppen

German slang meaning "to fuck"

Poppen sie oft?
Do they fuck often?

by Embem March 26, 2008

Crawkward

A mix between creepy and awkward.

When he sat down at our table, it was really crawkward.

by embem August 14, 2008

cart me around

To be given rides everywhere.

Do you need a ride to the show?
Nah, my friend will give me a ride-she is always willing to cart me around.

by embem April 28, 2008

stalkertunity

an opportunity to stalk

I got the perfect stalkertunity today. I was able to follow him home so now I know where he lives.

by embem May 1, 2008

wumpkin

A pumpkin and a watermelon combined into one plant.

They had a wumpkin at the state fair!
I wonder what it'd taste like...

by embem August 18, 2008

whorister

Hollister- a term used by people who hate the store.

Preppy-LYK O M G!!! lets go to this store and buy clothes that are already worn out!!111!! Theer soooo Q-tuh!!!
hollister disliker-Yeah, I don't shop at whorister. You have to buy 5 shirts to equal one normal shirt.

by Embem January 9, 2008