5 definitions by elmer the great
Rey Mysterio is so cool. He is magic and he can fly. He is the greatest wrestler to ever live. If you fuck with him he will 619 you in less than a second. Then he will set you on fire and do the tombstone, FU, Pedigree, Sweet Chin Music, Samoan Spike, Batista Bomb, Swanton Bomb, Twist of Fate, Spear, RKO (even though it sucks), Five Star Frog Splash, Dominator, Chokeslam, Vertebreaker, Canadian Destroyer, Angle Slam, Ankle Lock, Figure Four, Five Knuckle Shuffle, STFU, Stinger Splash, Scorpion Deathdrop, Walls of Jericho, Crippler Crossface, Stone Cold Stunner, Rock Bottom, Hogan Legdrop, Con-Chair-To, put you through a table, hit you with a ladder, then amputate all four of your limbs while you are still concious, give you a root canal without novocane, hit you with a barbed wire baseball bat, then shoot you with an AK47. You know it's coming Chavo. He wont forget Umaga either. And by the way, Umaga's real name is Eward Fatu. Look it up on wikipedia.
Rey Mysterio is so cool. If you fuck with him he will 619 you in less than a second. Then he will set you on fire and do the tombstone, FU, Pedigree, Sweet Chin Music, Samoan Spike, Batista Bomb, Swanton Bomb, Twist of Fate, Spear, RKO (even though it sucks), Five Star Frog Splash, Dominator, Chokeslam, Vertebreaker, Canadian Destroyer, Angle Slam, Ankle Lock, Figure Four, Five Knuckle Shuffle, STFU, Stinger Splash, Scorpion Deathdrop, Walls of Jericho, Crippler Crossface, Stone Cold Stunner, Rock Bottom, Hogan Legdrop, Con-Chair-To, put you through a table, hit you with a ladder, then amputate all four of your limbs while you are still concious, give you a root canal without novocane, hit you with a barbed wire baseball bat, then shoot you with an AK47. You know it's coming Chavo. He wont forget Umaga either. And by the way, Umaga's real name is Eward Fatu. Look it up on wikipedia.
by elmer the great March 6, 2007
A style of underwear for boys. They are called briefs because they do not extend down the legs. They come in many different patterns and colors. They are general targets for wedgies and pantsing. They are most commonly made by Fruit Of The Loom and Hanes. A nickname for them is tighty whiteys.
Tom recieved a wedgie from the bully because he wore briefs. Tom was later pantsed in the locker room, and everyone saw his tighty whiteys and they gave him a hanging wedgie off of a hook in one of the lockers.
by elmer the great April 21, 2007
The tight stlyle of underwear worn by cool kids. They come in many different patterns and colors. It is tight because they have elastic around the legholes and waistband. Unfortunately they are more embarrasing to be seen in public with because they dont have extensions down the legs, it just stops at the top. The people who wear them, such as myself, are the usual targets for wedgies, which is where one of more people take the back of someones tighty whiteys and pull up as hard as they can. Sometimes over the head, or sometimes they get hung on something. Tighty Whiteys are cool.
I am 13 and I was getting changed for gym. When i took off my shirt I got pantsed and I was standing there in these dinosaur tighty whiteys. Then they took me outside and pushed me into the girls locker room. Then when the girls got in they gave me a huge hanging wedgie inbetween the lockers. How they did this was they went inbetween a row of lockers took the front of my undees and hooked it onto a top locker on one side of the row, then they took the back of my undees and hooked it onto a top locker on the other side of the row. So I was suspended about 3 feet in the air by these dinosaur tighty whiteys. Then they left me there for the rest of the gym class, and when they got back they still wouldnt let me down for another fifteen minutes. Eventally the janitor came in and let me down. Then I had to walk across the school in these dinosaur tighty whiteys to the office to call my mom and tell her to bring me some clothes.
by elmer the great January 27, 2007
the cool style of boys underwear. It is tight because it has an elastic band around the waistband and the leg holes, and they come in many different colors and patterns. They are more embarasing to be seen in while you are getting changed in a locker room, because they do not extend down the legs, but stop right at the top. Unfortunately the cool people who where them, such as myself are common targets for wedgies which is when someone grabs the back of your tighty whiteys and pulls it up, sometimes over the head, sometimes it gets hung on a high object.
I am currently 13 and in 7th grade. I was getting changed for gym. When I took off my shirt one of the 8th graders pantsed me, so I was standing in the middle of the locker room in these dinosaur tighty whiteys. Then they take me to the girls locker room and push me in and hold the door shut. When the girls get in they give me a huge hanging wedgie off of one of the lockers with hooks on them. So I am suspended about 3 feet in the air by these dinosaur tighty whiteys with all these girls laughing and taking pictures with their cell phones to show their friends. But they somehow tied my undees to the hook so I was stuck there for the entire gym class, then when they came back they still would not untie my undees. Eventually the janitor came in and let me down, but the boys took my clothes so I had to walk across the school in These dinosaur tighty whiteys to the office to call my mom and tell her to bring me some clothes.
by elmer the great January 27, 2007
Verb. A prank where the bully or bullies walks up behind the unexpecting victim, and takes the waistband of his briefs and pulls them up the back, while the victim is still wearing them. Sometimes if the bully is strong enough they can lift the victim off the ground by their tighty whiteys and hang them on a high place by their briefs, such as a hook or basketball hoop. Wedgies are most commonly performed on wearers of briefs (the cool male style of underwear) not on any losers who wear boxers, who are usualy giving the wedgie. An atomic wedgie is when the waistband is pulled over the head of the victim, while he is still wearing them, thus blinding him.
One time me and my two friends: nick and kevn were sleeping over. We are all 13 and in the same classes. Since we all wear briefs, my older brother who is 16 decided to give all of us atomic wedgies. Then he went back up stairs. We all fell asleep with the atomic wedgies still in. Then when we fell back asleep, he came back downstairs, unhooked each of our wediges, and tied the backs of our tighty whiteys together,took all of our clothes off except for our undies, and put us outside and locked all the doors. Since it was a sunday morning, my parents didn't wake up till 11 am, so all the neighbors saw. Then my brothers friends came and gave us each a hanging wedgie. They pulled out briefs through a chain link fence, and twisted a tennis ball in each of ours, so it was extra hard to get out of. We were hanging there for a couple hours until they came and got us down.
by elmer the great March 4, 2007