58 definitions by elizabeth

wallaby

1. a penis ( slang )

"watch out for his wallaby", "quit pointin your wallaby at me!", "shiet you dont know about his wallaby"!

by elizabeth October 15, 2004

Meatpuppet

1. One who displays an extreme need of education

2. A term of general endearment, usually denoted by context and audience

Dearest Meatpuppet, I'm sorry if you don't understand the concept of proper grammar, however every time you send me an email containing incomplete sentences and/or and obscene amount of periods, I will flog you. This is called operant conditioning.

by elizabeth December 30, 2005

Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.

Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.

by elizabeth May 13, 2003

on the reals

seriously, for real

she was totally frontin'. on the reals.

by elizabeth March 10, 2004

pediantic

a whore who endulges herself in spunk for the pleasure of others

kim pedianticd herself for matt so that he could get off

by elizabeth November 5, 2003

track

the eighth wonder of the world...whoever came up with track, you are amazing.

To JJSupah whoever you are: screw you, you'd probably pass out after one of our practices

by elizabeth April 14, 2005

it's been real

A farewell greeting, but with a negative connotation. The speaker is usually disappointed or annoyed at the person to whom (s)he is speaking.

It's been real. Have a nice life.

by elizabeth April 21, 2005