eli's definitions

Sobvs

Short for so obvious.

I was going to tell you we were going to Pizza Hut, but I thought it was sobvs.

by Eli June 19, 2006

dom

1. Short for dominate or domination.
2. Have Sexual Intercourse with.

1. I'm going to dom you tonight in our basketball game.
2. I brought that girl into my hotel room and dommed her.

by Eli June 19, 2006

laos

small landlocked asian country.
also, singular of "lice".

hi, i'm from laos.
oh yeah, you have a giant laos in your hair.

by Eli October 5, 2007

text sniping

1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.

2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.

1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.

2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.

by Eli January 10, 2008

The Beatles

the most fantastic band that has ever existed!!!

all you need is love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by eli November 17, 2003

Gisp

The region between the scrotum and the anus, or the hair thereof. See also taint, gooch and anal beard

That really gets my gisp

Or

Don't itch your gisp in public

by Eli November 22, 2003

Mouni

The Greek word for vagina

Ela edw kai stamata na ksineis to mouni sou

by Eli April 16, 2021