eli's definitions

weirdness

1. The quantity of having or being weird and/or strange.
2. A scale of the quality of weirdity from 1 to 10.

On the weirdness scale, this is like a 9!

by eli January 14, 2005

Malcontents

Bad ass ska band outa IN.

The Malcontents put on a fuckin bad ass show last night.

by Eli April 2, 2004

swatzies

The most elite gang of the Northview computer club.

Team Swatzies! Represent!

by Eli December 18, 2004

Pornidio

The Greek word for hoe/ho

Auth einai pornidio
Skase pornidio gamw to spiti sou
8a sou skisw to gataki re pornidio

by Eli April 16, 2021

old balls

an old man's balls

that man has his old balls in her mouth

by eli May 16, 2003

sloobies

Falling asleep on a girl's boobies.

I just had sloobies with your girlfriend.

by Eli December 12, 2003

Indiana Snowplow

When you ejaculate on someone and use your cock and balls to push it around like a snowplow.

I got my cock all sloppy doing an Indiana Snowplow.

by Eli February 3, 2005