el hombre 123's definitions

Snow Day Hangover

The unfortunate return to reality and actual work after the unbelievable feeling of ecstasy and rest of a snowday. Symptoms include incredible drowsiness, inability to concentrate during any classes, vomiting, and lost love for snow.

Also when snow goes from magical unexpected holiday bringer to annoying water that turns into black ice which makes you fall on your ass.

Ex 1: Principal- Mr. Dawson, you have displayed an inability to concentrate today. You've been sent to my office for falling asleep in class, what could lead to such a disgraceful lack of work ethic?

Dude- Considering I spent a blissful day away from you and your hack teacher's asses yesterday, today was a bit of a tiring drag. In my defense its snow day hangover.

Ex 2:

Dude doing a presentation- "YAWN"

People watching- Another victim of snow day hangover...

by el hombre 123 February 28, 2010

Mickey Rourke

an acting great who was huge in the 80s with hits like Diner and Barfly, crapped out in the 1990s after quitting acting for boxing, did Sin City reprising his movie villian speciality, and acted his heart out in the 2008 movie, "The Wrestler". He played a heartbreaking character named Randy "The Ram" Robinson, whose story resembles his own, gave the performance of a lifetime and was recognized for it.

Example 1: Mickey Rourke deserved the Oscar for best actor, he raped in that movie!

Example 2:

dude who doesn't like mickey rourke: Mickey Rourke blows!

Mickey Rourke- (kicks dudes ass)

by el hombre 123 June 25, 2009

90's

A great fucking decade. There was the classic old dial up internet, good cartoons, movies, music, sex, drugs, culture, tv, etc. Typically considered the hangover of the party 80's, but if the 90s was a hangover then I'd get drunk every night just to get a hangover.

Example 1:

From good nickelodeon and cartoon network to Austin Powers to Oasis to the pre 9/11 NYC and world in general, the 90's were the last great years in history.

Example 2:

Greatest things about the 1990s:

Nirvana
Oasis

by el hombre 123 June 26, 2009

fucking PC 90s

as written above, a bullshit term coined by the lead douchebag of Quiet Riot in 2000. Basically he was referring to the suckiness of the 1990s with hopes that the 2000s would be much better. Turns out he was wrong twice. The 2000s are nothing to jizz in your pants over with the death of good tv and such, and as it turns out the 1990s were amazing. He was just pissed because his undeserved glam metal crap fame and manic partying died out in the 90s and he finally had to face reality and try to make music and not snort cocaine. He wasn't able to adapt as alt rock swallowed the sorry existance of glam metal. Bottom line is he was angry that he failed at life.

Dude 1- wow! Kevin DuBrow just said the 90s sucked and called it the fucking PC 90s. He's so insightful, maybe the 21 century will be better!

Dude 2- Sike! The 90s were great and this guy is better because his ill-deserved success and wild partying both burntout during the decade. His alcoholism and stupidity caught up with him in the decade when reality came back to bite him in the ass/\.

by el hombre 123 June 30, 2009

fuck her gently

Jack Black and Kyle Gass' fucking amazing song and also a cry for help for women victimized by dudes who try to imitate porn stars going light speed in bed while failing miserably. THEN you fuck her hard.

(look at the lyrics from the definition above they're fucking hilarious)

Me & Everyone with a brain- Tenacious D and that song Fuck Her Gently fucking rock harder than anything in history.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

columbine

Ex 1- A tragic incident at Columbine High School in 1999 where two assholes shot innocent students.

Ex 2- Adj or Noun. Describes a pyscho with intent to kill and/or a person with an obsession with violent video games, crushed dreams, loserdom, and weapons.

Ex 1.- Oh my god, its been 10 years since Columbine? What an awful moment in history, God bless the victims and their families.

Ex 2.- Holy shit check out that acne faced virgin trying to become a level 12 paladin on World of Warcraft! He's so columbine. Dude's got massive issues. Is he wearing Birkenstock?!

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

The Dublin Dip

(noun) When you grab all the booze from a party and leave.

Combination of the phrase dip which means to bounce from a place abruptly, and Dublin referring to the Irish love for drinking.

Danny: "Yo this party is fuckin wack let's get out of here."
Brandon: "I've got a better idea let's take all their shit first."
Danny: "Word time to pull the Dublin Dip, its in my blood."

partygoer 15 minutes later: "Yo doood where's my 30?"

Example 2:

Justin: OH FUCK THE COPS ARE HERE!!! Finna Dublin Dip out of this bitch!

by el hombre 123 February 27, 2012