Definitions by el hombre 123
internet worship
when you encounter the work of a certain band, athelete, celebrity, fauxlebrity, or anybody of the sort that you take to and scour the internet for more work or information from this gripping personality. Checking their twitter, looking on their non-micro blogs, checking out photos, wikipedia page, myspace, and youtube videos. Also known as stalking by internet.
Dude 1 (After watching transformers)- Before I fapped off to her, I totally practiced internet worship on Megan Fox. I went all over youtube and google images and read her wikipedia page and all that shit before I passed out wanking to her FHM shoot.
Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.
Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.
Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.
Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.
internet worship by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
xbox live
aka the sun cult. A great way to make friends and have fun with your friends playing games online but eventually devolves into a giant nerdy circle jerk.
Little Bobby (Before Xbox Live)- Fresh air is great. I love my family. I love my dog and life.
Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me.
Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"
Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me.
Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"
xbox live by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
fuck her gently
Jack Black and Kyle Gass' fucking amazing song and also a cry for help for women victimized by dudes who try to imitate porn stars going light speed in bed while failing miserably. THEN you fuck her hard.
(look at the lyrics from the definition above they're fucking hilarious)
(look at the lyrics from the definition above they're fucking hilarious)
Me & Everyone with a brain- Tenacious D and that song Fuck Her Gently fucking rock harder than anything in history.
fuck her gently by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
silicon valley
Ex 1- An area in Southern California where the computer industry is booming and where most computers are either made, though of, etc...
Ex 2- A girl with extremely fake tits. Examples are that ho' Wendy Williams, Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson before the "reduction", etc. The girl's surgery is so obvious that her skin wrinkles around the implants and they don't move when she's pogoing or jumping at all.
Ex 2- A girl with extremely fake tits. Examples are that ho' Wendy Williams, Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson before the "reduction", etc. The girl's surgery is so obvious that her skin wrinkles around the implants and they don't move when she's pogoing or jumping at all.
Ex. 1- Lets go to Silicon Valley to get a job in the high tech field!
Ex. 2-
Dude 1- Yo check out that piece of ass, shes got such a tight ass and a fucking huge rack.
Dude 2- Yeah if her rack was real. Don't go near her dude. She's a typical sillicon valley man. I bet she could power the whole fucking country's computer network. Plus they probably feel like boulders.
(while Tommy Lee sucks on the girl's nerps as onlookers watch in horror)
Ex. 2-
Dude 1- Yo check out that piece of ass, shes got such a tight ass and a fucking huge rack.
Dude 2- Yeah if her rack was real. Don't go near her dude. She's a typical sillicon valley man. I bet she could power the whole fucking country's computer network. Plus they probably feel like boulders.
(while Tommy Lee sucks on the girl's nerps as onlookers watch in horror)
silicon valley by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
columbine
Ex 1- A tragic incident at Columbine High School in 1999 where two assholes shot innocent students.
Ex 2- Adj or Noun. Describes a pyscho with intent to kill and/or a person with an obsession with violent video games, crushed dreams, loserdom, and weapons.
Ex 2- Adj or Noun. Describes a pyscho with intent to kill and/or a person with an obsession with violent video games, crushed dreams, loserdom, and weapons.
Ex 1.- Oh my god, its been 10 years since Columbine? What an awful moment in history, God bless the victims and their families.
Ex 2.- Holy shit check out that acne faced virgin trying to become a level 12 paladin on World of Warcraft! He's so columbine. Dude's got massive issues. Is he wearing Birkenstock?!
Ex 2.- Holy shit check out that acne faced virgin trying to become a level 12 paladin on World of Warcraft! He's so columbine. Dude's got massive issues. Is he wearing Birkenstock?!
columbine by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
condom filling
jizz, jizzum, cum, splooge, man chowder, baby gravy, cream, cream of man...
ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.
To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!
ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.
To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!
Ex- Wow dude Sammi's BJ was so fucking good that I could help painting her face with my condom filling.
condom filling by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
cream of man
Ex 1:
Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?
Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.
Guy 1- Can I have some?
Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"
Ex 2-
Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.
Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?
Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.
Guy 1- Can I have some?
Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"
Ex 2-
Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.
cream of man by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009