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internet worship

when you encounter the work of a certain band, athelete, celebrity, fauxlebrity, or anybody of the sort that you take to and scour the internet for more work or information from this gripping personality. Checking their twitter, looking on their non-micro blogs, checking out photos, wikipedia page, myspace, and youtube videos. Also known as stalking by internet.
Dude 1 (After watching transformers)- Before I fapped off to her, I totally practiced internet worship on Megan Fox. I went all over youtube and google images and read her wikipedia page and all that shit before I passed out wanking to her FHM shoot.

Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.

Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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silicon valley

Ex 1- An area in Southern California where the computer industry is booming and where most computers are either made, though of, etc...

Ex 2- A girl with extremely fake tits. Examples are that ho' Wendy Williams, Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson before the "reduction", etc. The girl's surgery is so obvious that her skin wrinkles around the implants and they don't move when she's pogoing or jumping at all.
Ex. 1- Lets go to Silicon Valley to get a job in the high tech field!

Ex. 2-

Dude 1- Yo check out that piece of ass, shes got such a tight ass and a fucking huge rack.

Dude 2- Yeah if her rack was real. Don't go near her dude. She's a typical sillicon valley man. I bet she could power the whole fucking country's computer network. Plus they probably feel like boulders.

(while Tommy Lee sucks on the girl's nerps as onlookers watch in horror)
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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columbine

Ex 1- A tragic incident at Columbine High School in 1999 where two assholes shot innocent students.

Ex 2- Adj or Noun. Describes a pyscho with intent to kill and/or a person with an obsession with violent video games, crushed dreams, loserdom, and weapons.
Ex 1.- Oh my god, its been 10 years since Columbine? What an awful moment in history, God bless the victims and their families.

Ex 2.- Holy shit check out that acne faced virgin trying to become a level 12 paladin on World of Warcraft! He's so columbine. Dude's got massive issues. Is he wearing Birkenstock?!
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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The Dublin Dip

(noun) When you grab all the booze from a party and leave.

Combination of the phrase dip which means to bounce from a place abruptly, and Dublin referring to the Irish love for drinking.
Danny: "Yo this party is fuckin wack let's get out of here."
Brandon: "I've got a better idea let's take all their shit first."
Danny: "Word time to pull the Dublin Dip, its in my blood."

partygoer 15 minutes later: "Yo doood where's my 30?"

Example 2:

Justin: OH FUCK THE COPS ARE HERE!!! Finna Dublin Dip out of this bitch!
by el hombre 123 February 27, 2012
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fucking PC 90s

as written above, a bullshit term coined by the lead douchebag of Quiet Riot in 2000. Basically he was referring to the suckiness of the 1990s with hopes that the 2000s would be much better. Turns out he was wrong twice. The 2000s are nothing to jizz in your pants over with the death of good tv and such, and as it turns out the 1990s were amazing. He was just pissed because his undeserved glam metal crap fame and manic partying died out in the 90s and he finally had to face reality and try to make music and not snort cocaine. He wasn't able to adapt as alt rock swallowed the sorry existance of glam metal. Bottom line is he was angry that he failed at life.
Dude 1- wow! Kevin DuBrow just said the 90s sucked and called it the fucking PC 90s. He's so insightful, maybe the 21 century will be better!

Dude 2- Sike! The 90s were great and this guy is better because his ill-deserved success and wild partying both burntout during the decade. His alcoholism and stupidity caught up with him in the decade when reality came back to bite him in the ass/\.
by el hombre 123 June 30, 2009
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Snow Day Hangover

The unfortunate return to reality and actual work after the unbelievable feeling of ecstasy and rest of a snowday. Symptoms include incredible drowsiness, inability to concentrate during any classes, vomiting, and lost love for snow.

Also when snow goes from magical unexpected holiday bringer to annoying water that turns into black ice which makes you fall on your ass.
Ex 1: Principal- Mr. Dawson, you have displayed an inability to concentrate today. You've been sent to my office for falling asleep in class, what could lead to such a disgraceful lack of work ethic?

Dude- Considering I spent a blissful day away from you and your hack teacher's asses yesterday, today was a bit of a tiring drag. In my defense its snow day hangover.

Ex 2:

Dude doing a presentation- "YAWN"

People watching- Another victim of snow day hangover...
by el hombre 123 February 28, 2010
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cream of man

its the soup that comes out of your cock warm and ready to serve 1-2 girls.
Ex 1:

Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?

Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.

Guy 1- Can I have some?

Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"

Ex 2-

Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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