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columbine

Ex 1- A tragic incident at Columbine High School in 1999 where two assholes shot innocent students.

Ex 2- Adj or Noun. Describes a pyscho with intent to kill and/or a person with an obsession with violent video games, crushed dreams, loserdom, and weapons.
Ex 1.- Oh my god, its been 10 years since Columbine? What an awful moment in history, God bless the victims and their families.

Ex 2.- Holy shit check out that acne faced virgin trying to become a level 12 paladin on World of Warcraft! He's so columbine. Dude's got massive issues. Is he wearing Birkenstock?!
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
mugGet the columbinemug.

fucking PC 90s

as written above, a bullshit term coined by the lead douchebag of Quiet Riot in 2000. Basically he was referring to the suckiness of the 1990s with hopes that the 2000s would be much better. Turns out he was wrong twice. The 2000s are nothing to jizz in your pants over with the death of good tv and such, and as it turns out the 1990s were amazing. He was just pissed because his undeserved glam metal crap fame and manic partying died out in the 90s and he finally had to face reality and try to make music and not snort cocaine. He wasn't able to adapt as alt rock swallowed the sorry existance of glam metal. Bottom line is he was angry that he failed at life.
Dude 1- wow! Kevin DuBrow just said the 90s sucked and called it the fucking PC 90s. He's so insightful, maybe the 21 century will be better!

Dude 2- Sike! The 90s were great and this guy is better because his ill-deserved success and wild partying both burntout during the decade. His alcoholism and stupidity caught up with him in the decade when reality came back to bite him in the ass/\.
by el hombre 123 June 30, 2009
mugGet the fucking PC 90smug.

condom filling

jizz, jizzum, cum, splooge, man chowder, baby gravy, cream, cream of man...

ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.

To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!
Ex- Wow dude Sammi's BJ was so fucking good that I could help painting her face with my condom filling.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
mugGet the condom fillingmug.

xbox live

aka the sun cult. A great way to make friends and have fun with your friends playing games online but eventually devolves into a giant nerdy circle jerk.
Little Bobby (Before Xbox Live)- Fresh air is great. I love my family. I love my dog and life.

Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me.

Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
mugGet the xbox livemug.

get yo d wet

The act of getting some pussy or head. Getting your penis wet with spit or pussy juice. Getting some ass, getting girls, etc.

A much more fun way of saying, I'm tryna to get laid, or tryna mac tonight.
kid watching friend make out with girl: YO SON GET YO D WET!!

kid 1: let's hit the club tonight
kid 2: wordddd, time to get my d wet, I'm lookin fresh as hell tonight
by el hombre 123 October 9, 2010
mugGet the get yo d wetmug.

The Dublin Dip

(noun) When you grab all the booze from a party and leave.

Combination of the phrase dip which means to bounce from a place abruptly, and Dublin referring to the Irish love for drinking.
Danny: "Yo this party is fuckin wack let's get out of here."
Brandon: "I've got a better idea let's take all their shit first."
Danny: "Word time to pull the Dublin Dip, its in my blood."

partygoer 15 minutes later: "Yo doood where's my 30?"

Example 2:

Justin: OH FUCK THE COPS ARE HERE!!! Finna Dublin Dip out of this bitch!
by el hombre 123 February 27, 2012
mugGet the The Dublin Dipmug.

cream of man

its the soup that comes out of your cock warm and ready to serve 1-2 girls.
Ex 1:

Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?

Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.

Guy 1- Can I have some?

Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"

Ex 2-

Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
mugGet the cream of manmug.

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