el's definitions

El Scorpion

A God of GoEdit

El Scorpion is God

by EL February 15, 2004

harry potter

over-rated series of books about kids who do magic and battle bad guys.

They are incredibly popular and are often compared with Lord of The Rings

Anyone who even attempts to bag harry potter is immediately labeled an illiterate moron

'Today i read harry potter'
'I don't like harry potter'
'WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T READ IT YOU ILLITERATE MORON!!! I WANT TO KILL YOU'
'actually i've read them a few times, they're 'just not that good...calm down, man, calm down

by el January 7, 2005

Gobshite

Non-descript thing. Can be substituted for any object. Slang.

"I don't give a flying gobshite!"
"I'll bet you ten gobshites..."
"Suck my gobshite"

by El April 1, 2005

Surprise

euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have

The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.

by EL January 19, 2005

bloody

1. popular swearword in Australia(equivalent to damn)

2. affix used to add emphasis to a word.

1.Bloody Hell!
(or stronger: Bloody fuckin' hell!)

2.That was fan-bloody-tastic

That was pee-bloody-thetic

by el January 7, 2005

mingus

Large handmade wooden dildo.
Dick.

Yes this is a fine antique mingus, looks to be from the victorian era.

by El February 3, 2004

swiftly

With or Having 'The Quickness'

He walks swiftly

by eL April 8, 2004