el's definitions

Surprise

euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have

The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.

by EL January 19, 2005

dres

this really funny and wacky kid that that says "psht" a lot and refers to cupcakes as "small cakes" or "foil cakes" also turns red when embarassed. also goes by the name andrew b. j.

me:yo what up dres?
dres: psshht!
me: no psht to YOU!

by el July 2, 2004

Gobshite

Non-descript thing. Can be substituted for any object. Slang.

"I don't give a flying gobshite!"
"I'll bet you ten gobshites..."
"Suck my gobshite"

by El April 1, 2005

ricarius

A Spanish word that is used for some one who sucks at everything. Can't get anything right. Or in English a sucka

Este ricarius no es bueno a chinga.

This sucka aint good at fucking.

by EL June 19, 2005

cyberchondriac

Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have

Similiar to a hyperchondriac

'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'

by el January 7, 2005

Cf

Abbr. Chicken Fucker; a person who enjoys to fuck chickens. Either cooked, plucked, dead or infact alive.
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens

That chicken is cooked... right?

by El February 8, 2004

mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.

You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato

by el January 7, 2005