emotionally edging

A toxic relationship or toxicity.

Two people who used to be together but aren't because of how toxic they are for each other. Despite their decision to stay apart, they are still deeply in love with each other... which causes them to be tortured by continuing to see each other.
Him- 'sooo wanna watch me make awesome things while doing manly things shirtless and emotionally edging until the wee hours?'
Her- 'emotionally edging?! Ah! You've rebranded toxicity!'
Him- 'yeppers. And flogging used to be called discipline while anal was heresy.'
Her- 'i don't even have a meme for that.'
by edeninoctober September 29, 2022
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subspecies colusii

the name given to the gray and slimy mushrooms that grow in a place called Colusa; a disgusting drainage ditch where Chad R. and Brian K. used to rescue fish out of.
Chad brought me hella Subspecies Colusii from Colusa.... man! this'll kill ya!
by edeninoctober April 14, 2020
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Eden

A swamp monster from Edonia, practicing Edenism; She's Edenistic. You have to be fluent in Edenology to communicate with her... And so far, TJ is the only one who can.
oh, that's the swamp monster, Eden from the swampiest swamp of all swamps... I hate it when she swamps around here
ughhhhh!!! shes the swampiest of all the swamp monsters!
by edeninoctober August 29, 2019
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cocoafly

There's a cocoafly on my food!
by edeninoctober August 28, 2021
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December 15th

This is the day to spend $50 on buying unicorns.
Eden-'Miss Philina, do you want to go buy matching unicorn slippers?'
Miss Philina-'YES! Because today is December 15th!'
by edeninoctober December 13, 2021
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Yesteryear

When referring to a day from 1 year to 4 years ago; but not any specific day at all. Commonly used during 4am conversations with a 4 year old, asking you if you remember something you weren't around for.
'Eden? Do you remember yesteryear... when Booty stole my purple spider?'
'No, Beans. I don't think I was there for that.'
by edeninoctober June 27, 2021
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Litty Kitty

Is what Eden becomes after 38 straight hours of drinking anything alcoholic put in front of her. Usually occurring after a traumatic life altering event. Most likely involving and/or being caused by her 'trash man'; and the sick pleasure he gets out of using her, pushing her further than ever and seeing how long he can make her wait before she's completely broken and dead inside.

To achieve being a 'Litty Kitty' one must own 3 or more cats and must consume alcoholic beverages from a zombie hello kitty water bottle.
oh hell, Eden's going to be a Litty Kitty tonight... she parties too hard.
by edeninoctober December 12, 2018
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