edeninoctober's definitions

philina-raptorsaurus

the really weird, not quite a dinosaur in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets. theres no head or tail but two arms that stick out from one side.

Philina - "Eden, what kind of dinosaur is this?"
Eden - "Ummm... I think that's called a Philina-raptorsaurus. It's a new one."

by edeninoctober September 13, 2022

cocoarona

a fearmongering monster.

a black Honda.

we were riding around in the cocoarona all night.

by edeninoctober January 9, 2021

mexiwigger

A mexican guy who is also really white but wishes he was a black guy.

Jojo is such a mexiwigger.

by edeninoctober February 22, 2021

Procrastibation

Masturbating to avoid tasks.

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.

by edeninoctober September 2, 2016

cocoafly

The common house fly.

There's a cocoafly on my food!

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021

zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.

Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021

eden equinox

The online alias of edeninoctober.

Eden Equinox is actually @edeninoctober. She is part of the CIA.

by edeninoctober May 18, 2022