edeninoctober's definitions

Yesteryear

When referring to a day from 1 year to 4 years ago; but not any specific day at all. Commonly used during 4am conversations with a 4 year old, asking you if you remember something you weren't around for.

'Eden? Do you remember yesteryear... when Booty stole my purple spider?'
'No, Beans. I don't think I was there for that.'

by edeninoctober June 26, 2021

subspecies colusii

the name given to the gray and slimy mushrooms that grow in a place called Colusa; a disgusting drainage ditch where Chad R. and Brian K. used to rescue fish out of.

Chad brought me hella Subspecies Colusii from Colusa.... man! this'll kill ya!

by edeninoctober April 13, 2020

Procrastibation

Masturbating to avoid tasks.

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.

by edeninoctober September 2, 2016

cocofly

Any common house fly.

'Get away from me cocofly!'

by edeninoctober July 26, 2021

to-later

probably later. maybe tomorrow, but definitely later.

'hey beans! do you want to go look for owls?'
'not right now, maybe to-later.'

by edeninoctober April 10, 2021

philina-raptorsaurus

the really weird, not quite a dinosaur in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets. theres no head or tail but two arms that stick out from one side.

Philina - "Eden, what kind of dinosaur is this?"
Eden - "Ummm... I think that's called a Philina-raptorsaurus. It's a new one."

by edeninoctober September 13, 2022

the blurry

the phrase used to describe the indescribable state that magical beings sometimes have to exist in... possibly exceeding way beyond the guesstimated 60,000 thoughts a normal human brain has in one day.

comparable to someone delusional due to extreme exhaustion/ memory loss/ brain damage/ insanity... becoming too much for most to handle; they sometimes even annoy themselves.

'i can't handle you right now, you're too far in the blurry. i'm going home.'

by edeninoctober November 30, 2019