edeninoctober's definitions

eden equinox

The online alias of edeninoctober.

Eden Equinox is actually @edeninoctober. She is part of the CIA.

by edeninoctober May 18, 2022

zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.

Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021

December 15th

This is the day to spend $50 on buying unicorns.

Eden-'Miss Philina, do you want to go buy matching unicorn slippers?'
Miss Philina-'YES! Because today is December 15th!'

by edeninoctober December 13, 2021

cocofly

Any common house fly.

'Get away from me cocofly!'

by edeninoctober July 26, 2021

Procrastibation

Masturbating to avoid tasks.

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.

by edeninoctober September 2, 2016

cocoafly

The common house fly.

There's a cocoafly on my food!

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021

philina-raptorsaurus

the really weird, not quite a dinosaur in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets. theres no head or tail but two arms that stick out from one side.

Philina - "Eden, what kind of dinosaur is this?"
Eden - "Ummm... I think that's called a Philina-raptorsaurus. It's a new one."

by edeninoctober September 13, 2022