eddie's definitions

monking

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you

id rather go monking than go out with her

by eddie April 20, 2004

Loisel

Comes from the line of the biggest pimp daddys around in all of the U.S.
Said to be able to bend a girl over in less than 8 seconds flat.

I'm gonna pull a Loisel on your ass, now get bending bitch.

by Eddie April 8, 2005

britney spears

a snobby whore who sings like garbage, and has absolutely no self-esteem. all her music blows total cock, i dont see how it sells. it consists of repetitive beats and lame sound effects in an effort to enhance the already lame lyrics. lyrics, i might add, that have no real depth or meaning. supposedly she lip-sings, but it wouldnt matter, becuase her music is terrible either way. she is very full of herself, and isnt worth her weight in piss. for some unknown reason, kids idolize her, and would rather listen to the crap she puts out then something quality. and remember the kiss with madonna? people would rather talk about that bullshit, then be concerned with current issues that migth actually affect them. granted she is very beautiful, but that is about all she has done for the world.

why our society would rather idolize a whorrish, sleazy, untalented, snobby, good-for-nothing bastard then a band with great talent and lyrical depth is beyond me.

by Eddie March 27, 2004

missbitter

1)noun: an asian girl in melbourne who enjoys fingering her anus live on webcams, much to the delight of irc users.
2) verb: the act of fingering your anus with 2 fingers

VERB: i miss bitter'd the bitch!

by Eddie January 3, 2004

Poop

poopy is what happens when you ingest the magic poopy and visit the one true god that is eddie (who owes you cigarettes) eddie is our lord on high (get it?) and was the victor of the poopy wars, started by anti-christ-poop who was a monkey... wearing a weights belt..... and sunglasses.... oh and a arab headress. for more information please contact general adam mc poop the poopiest of the poop or josh better than adam mc poop in the scale of poopiness but still lacks as much hair as adadm except his eyebrows or alternatively please visit www.savethepoop.com
*unfortunately this website dosnt YET exist as we have no money
*please send money
* or alternatively you may visit www.talktofrank.co.uk and ask him about magic poop
lots of love
us

1. dude im like totally... totally.... i dunno.... poop.
2. dude rainbow road is so hard i keep falling off.... poop head
3. who you calling poop head, poop head
4.*dribble*

by Eddie April 22, 2005

( . )( . )

Tities. Boobs. Jugs. Hooters. etc.

Katie has some big ol' ( . )( . )!

by Eddie March 22, 2005

quarterpiece

a flawless female that is fine beyond a perfect 10.

Lisa is a quater piece, she far from a dime.

by Eddie October 20, 2003