eddie's definitions

mirsed

When you get screwed or fleeced by someone who is of far inferior intelligence. It occurs not because you were outsmarted but because you use this person as your agent. Often it ends up badly for everyone but the mirse can't figure out why and in fact thinks they did a good job.

I thought I made a lot of money on that football game but i got mirsed by my friend that bet the wrong team.

by Eddie December 17, 2004

( . )( . )

Tities. Boobs. Jugs. Hooters. etc.

Katie has some big ol' ( . )( . )!

by Eddie March 22, 2005

clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser

Eddie is the clit comander

by eddie May 13, 2005

Horsefucker

A citizen of West Virginia.

Most of my family came from Tennessee, but my father's parents were horsefuckers.

by Eddie March 6, 2003

giles

giles is a slang term for someone in the business world that is not smart that uses the language barrier to mask their lack of intelligence. Often, they are found out but usually it takes too long and therefore collect many paychecks before this happens. Also, they usually underneath everything are really an asshole.

That guy is such an idiot, he is a real giles.

by Eddie December 16, 2004

filthy octopus

The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.

I gave her a bilbo baggins and then she gave me a filthy octopus

by Eddie January 9, 2004

skater

someone who skates not to be confused with a mosher

look at those cool skaters over there they rock

by eddie January 3, 2004