douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.
by ed the Word September 15, 2009

edWario: last week was sharkweek with jill. it was crazy this time...she said she wanted pasta and meatballs for dinner. i had no idea she was thinking of going annabel lecter on my nuts!!
by ed the Word September 15, 2009

by ed the Word September 14, 2009

to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...
dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
by ed the Word September 10, 2009

an excessive, over the top amount of 'street credibility'. the point where one goes from being a gangsta to damn near the hulk in these streets. to be unbelievably hardcore
dude: yo! that edWord hyde dude up the road is a beast! he ripped off his vest and started beating on his chest and the other guy shat his pants!
duder: that guys street incredibility is on!
duder: that guys street incredibility is on!
by ed the Word September 10, 2009

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
by ed the Word September 15, 2009

a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection 'a fight'
douche: so can i have your number?
hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea
douche: so you wanna call me instead?
hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???
douche: well you had me at hell no
hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea
douche: so you wanna call me instead?
hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???
douche: well you had me at hell no
by ed the Word September 11, 2009
