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to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...
dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
by ed the Word September 10, 2009
Get the turn wine into water mug.classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
Get the that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow mug.fucking with someones head. a clean way of saying youre screwing with someones mind the way playing dr would mean screwing someone
play: so she didnt want to put her cards on the table. but after i was thru playing dr phil with her, i realized reverse psychology would work on her so i acted like i wasnt interested anymore. she gave me her number in 3!
by ed the Word September 30, 2009
Get the playing dr phil mug.dating a girl who's cliche and unoriginal attitude reminds you of a girl you've already dated before. a girl who reminds you of a girl youve been with before
flirt kobain: i totally got de ja boo with this girl i took out last time, she dressed like sally, spoke like eva, ate like amanda and even smelt like susanne...i figured sleeping with her would be like masturbating to a mural of all the girls i'd ever been with...
by ed the Word September 23, 2009
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Get the the butterfly effect mug.a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...
playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment
jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
Get the producer credit in smurf porn mug.the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh
that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
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