ed the Word's definitions

the butterfly effect

when you kiss a girl on the neck or anywhere that makes her feel butterflies in her tummy...

wait till i get my hands on you. i'll teach your tummy the real meaning of the butterfly effect

by ed the Word September 14, 2009

football age

a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.

ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!

word: yeah thats probably just his football age...

by ed the Word September 11, 2009

producer credit in smurf porn

a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...

playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment

jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn

by ed the Word September 14, 2009

Gregular

an average joe. a very non remarkable person

here comes gregular again..he's probably gonna say good afternoon and ask how we're doin....again...(shakes head)

by ed the Word September 12, 2009

turn wine into water

to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...

dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work

duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh

by ed the Word September 10, 2009

chat the fuck up

a notice for someone to keep talkin...the new version of 'no way' and 'you dont say'

ed: you know whats crazier...he took the money and had them pay him for it...

dave:chat the fuck up bruv!

by ed the Word October 5, 2009

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009