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to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...
dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
by ed the Word September 10, 2009
Get the turn wine into water mug.ed: you know whats crazier...he took the money and had them pay him for it...
dave:chat the fuck up bruv!
dave:chat the fuck up bruv!
by ed the Word October 5, 2009
Get the chat the fuck up mug.classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
Get the that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow mug.a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.
ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
by ed the Word September 11, 2009
Get the football age mug.a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...
playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment
jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
Get the producer credit in smurf porn mug.fucking with someones head. a clean way of saying youre screwing with someones mind the way playing dr would mean screwing someone
play: so she didnt want to put her cards on the table. but after i was thru playing dr phil with her, i realized reverse psychology would work on her so i acted like i wasnt interested anymore. she gave me her number in 3!
by ed the Word September 30, 2009
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