ed the Word's definitions

annabel lecter

a girl that sucks at sucking dick to the extent that you could swear she's eating your dick.

edWario: last week was sharkweek with jill. it was crazy this time...she said she wanted pasta and meatballs for dinner. i had no idea she was thinking of going annabel lecter on my nuts!!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

Gregular

an average joe. a very non remarkable person

here comes gregular again..he's probably gonna say good afternoon and ask how we're doin....again...(shakes head)

by ed the Word September 12, 2009

football age

a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.

ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!

word: yeah thats probably just his football age...

by ed the Word September 11, 2009

turn wine into water

to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...

dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work

duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh

by ed the Word September 10, 2009

chat the fuck up

a notice for someone to keep talkin...the new version of 'no way' and 'you dont say'

ed: you know whats crazier...he took the money and had them pay him for it...

dave:chat the fuck up bruv!

by ed the Word October 5, 2009

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

playing dr phil

fucking with someones head. a clean way of saying youre screwing with someones mind the way playing dr would mean screwing someone

play: so she didnt want to put her cards on the table. but after i was thru playing dr phil with her, i realized reverse psychology would work on her so i acted like i wasnt interested anymore. she gave me her number in 3!

by ed the Word September 30, 2009