ed the Word's definitions

chat the fuck up

a notice for someone to keep talkin...the new version of 'no way' and 'you dont say'

ed: you know whats crazier...he took the money and had them pay him for it...

dave:chat the fuck up bruv!

by ed the Word October 5, 2009

turn wine into water

to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...

dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work

duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh

by ed the Word September 10, 2009

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

the matrix

the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh

that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.

by ed the Word September 14, 2009

...and em

a suffix added to mean and stuff. the clean version of 'and shit'

why is your momma actin all crazy ...and em? i just called her a MILF? that was a compliment!...smh

by ed the Word September 14, 2009

playing dr phil

fucking with someones head. a clean way of saying youre screwing with someones mind the way playing dr would mean screwing someone

play: so she didnt want to put her cards on the table. but after i was thru playing dr phil with her, i realized reverse psychology would work on her so i acted like i wasnt interested anymore. she gave me her number in 3!

by ed the Word September 30, 2009

the butterfly effect

when you kiss a girl on the neck or anywhere that makes her feel butterflies in her tummy...

wait till i get my hands on you. i'll teach your tummy the real meaning of the butterfly effect

by ed the Word September 14, 2009