Definitions by ed rogers
oxy moron
Any person who uses Oxy brand acne cleansing products. Made popular by a Clearasil commercial in the early 1990's.
The Vu
A strip club in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The official establishment name is Deja' Vu. However, everyone knows it as and calls it, "The Vu."
Jim: Hey Bill, wanna head over to The Vu?
Bill: You know they're slogan, "Hundreds of beautiful girls, and three ugly ones?" Last time I was there the three ugly ones were working.
Jim: Shit...well hopefully we'll have better luck tonight!
Bill: You know they're slogan, "Hundreds of beautiful girls, and three ugly ones?" Last time I was there the three ugly ones were working.
Jim: Shit...well hopefully we'll have better luck tonight!
rot
Bertha: "I'm so beautiful! Everbody my mom knows tells her what an attractive daughter she has."
Floyd: "Don't be delusional Bertha."
Bertha: "Well, my mom told me so Floyd!"
Floyd: "Oh yeah? Your bad breath, and cameltoe prove otherwise. Everybody I know says your rot!"
Floyd: "Don't be delusional Bertha."
Bertha: "Well, my mom told me so Floyd!"
Floyd: "Oh yeah? Your bad breath, and cameltoe prove otherwise. Everybody I know says your rot!"
excuses are like asses
Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.
excuses are like asses by ed rogers May 24, 2004