ed's definitions

weapon of ass destruction

What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.

After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.

by Ed November 5, 2003

alene

a person, usually a girl, who is way too classix to bone

dave: you well want to bone her don't you
ed: no shes an alene

by ed July 7, 2004

Nu Metal

A commercialised form of Black Metal

by Ed August 28, 2003

ginger kid

Eric Cartman is a ginger kid, but only because he made fun of them and stan wanted to educate him.

i watched the south park episode with a ginger kid

kids with red hair and really white skin. the cause of this is a resessive ressesive gene. if you are a ginger kid, and your wife or husband is a ginger kid, all of your children will be ginger kids.

Eric was turned into a ginger kid by a daywalker

Anthony is a ginger kid

you could have been a ginger kid

by Ed February 9, 2006

thingy

Male: The catch on a woman's bra
Female: Any gadget intended for a man.

Male: I can't undo this thingy, dammit!
Female: What's that thingy do?

by Ed October 11, 2003

pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.

Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.

by Ed January 20, 2005

old school

the cool way of dressin and bein

me sam and nock are old school

by ed February 23, 2004