Cliffhanger

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.
Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.
by Ed March 21, 2005
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upper-middle class

Lawyers, Doctors, Accountants etc would be considered upper-middle class
i am a doctor, i am upper-middle class
by ed June 17, 2006
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Ides of March

1. a band that plays great music such as Vehicle

2. the 15th of march, Julius Caesar died on that day

3. one month before tax day
1. I'm your vehicle baby I'll take you anywhere you want to go I'm your vehicle woman by now I'm sure your know That I love you Need you I want to got to have you child great god in heaven you know I love you

2. Et tu, Brute!

3. have you paid your taxes yet, tax day isnt that far away, only one month
by Ed May 31, 2005
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pinko

A communist. It's origins stem from the Communist's use of red flags. Used mostly by hicks.
"You pinko faggots better get the hell offa my lawn!"
by Ed January 07, 2003
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george w. bush

The best president since Reagan. A Christian from the great state of Texas. A buttload of idiots hate him because he's killing off the Muslims that murdered a couple thousand Americans. Much better president than that asshole womanizer Bill Clinton. Nicknamed "Dubya".
Bush is killing off the Muslims for God.
by Ed April 07, 2005
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Dictator

what i would like to be when i grow up. i would like to be dictator of japan
all hail Ed, the best dicator in the world
by Ed May 31, 2005
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Punando

Punando is a word used to describe a situation in which a female's underwear, usually a thong or a G-string, is visibly sticking out in the back (when she sits down). The term originated in Aurora, Colorado at Smoky Hill High School.
by Ed April 24, 2005
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