ed's definitions

lori

Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. Plus she rocks.

Yooooooooo Lori is so hot,... damn.

by ED February 16, 2005

blackjack

The only game worth playing in a casino. In all the other games, the house has a bigger advantage. Some people use a method called card counting to know when to bet high and when to bet low.
Also, the combination of 2 cards equaling 21 in the game.

Blackjack is also called twenty-one.

by Ed April 5, 2005

money shot

This term is often used to describe a pinnacle moment in an event or the best course of action. It doesn't have to be used in a sexual context.

After hours in a tough meeting, they find the perfect conclusion:

Tom, that's the money shot right there.

by Ed November 28, 2004

Pavement Pizza

Vomit on the pavement, typically found on main street on a Sunday morning.

Nobby finished his night off with a tasty kebab and a pavement pizza

by Ed October 20, 2003

Platitude

A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.

Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."

by Ed May 6, 2005

west virginia

The Mountain State. Well, we don't have any mountains, but who gives a damn. Whoever thinks we joined the Union because we are nigger lovers should be shot. West Virginia has one of smallest black percentages in the country, trust me. I only like one black kid, Femi. Yes, we are moonshine lovin, rednecks, but most people can't handle the strong shit like us.

Jesus Christ that truck is lifted... Yupp, its got WV tags... Figures

by Ed May 13, 2005

LCE

Lower Class Environment; a term used to describe the "ghetto" when Mrs. W-G is around.

Holy shaith, it's W-G, let's go hang in the LCE.

by Ed February 24, 2005