11 definitions by ed rogers

Heteropolitan

The newest term for ordinary men who know how to dress, but can "still be men." They're neither beer-guzzling sexists obsessed with football, nor are they excessively moisturized pink-shirted effeminates. Heteropolitans are an in-between mix that enjoy both the bars and the salons, and are committed to their relationships with their wives or girlfriends. They are also commited to their family life. They claim love and laughter as their routes to happiness, and they are not shy when it comes to sex.

Michael Jordan, and George Clooney can be classified as Heteropolitans.

by ed rogers March 14, 2006

Zack Morris phone

One of those 8 pound cell phones that resembles a brick. These devices were primarily made by Motorola in the mid to late 1980's. Zack Morris (a.k.a. Mark-Paul Gosselaar) regularly used these giant "portable" phones on the popular syndicated show, "Saved By The Bell."

Bill: Hey Joe, can I use your cell?
Joe: Yep, let me just get it out of my breifcase for you...
Bill: Jeez! Is that a Zack Morris phone? I'll just wait until I get home. I wouldn't be caught dead talking on that dinosaur...

by ed rogers January 5, 2005

hole roll

Another name for a roll of toilet paper, slang.

Hey Billy, can you grab me some hole roll? I'm all out in here, and I really need to wipe my ass!

by ed rogers February 15, 2006

oxy moron

Any person who uses Oxy brand acne cleansing products. Made popular by a Clearasil commercial in the early 1990's.

Don't be an Oxy MORON...try our new and improved Clearasil pads!

by ed rogers June 17, 2004