e's definitions

silver fox

an older gentleman with grey pubic hair.

not until i was on my knees did i realize he was actually a silver fox.

by e June 17, 2006

Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

by E October 19, 2006

daughter of a bastard

An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.

Your brother is a son of a bitch and you are the daughter of a bastard.

by E April 7, 2005

bitch whore

a woman who is classifiable as a bitch and a whore as she displays characteristics pertaining to both.

You heap of shit bitch whore!

by E April 7, 2005

shlack clack kachoom

the sound of a round being chambered in a shotgun and being fired

The duck goes...QUACK, QUACK!

The cow goes...MOOO!

The shotgun goes...shlack clack kachoom!

by E April 7, 2005

God fucker

Christians and people who base their beliefs on the Bible.

All of you Christians are God fuckers. I cannot wait to go to hell!

by E April 16, 2005

fuck bucket

A woman's love tunnel or pussy hole.

I am inserting a broomstick in this heap of shit's fuck bucket.

by E April 16, 2005