e's definitions

up the jock

the act of being all up the jock

Tony is all up my jock

by e March 21, 2005

shlack clack kachoom

the sound of a round being chambered in a shotgun and being fired

The duck goes...QUACK, QUACK!

The cow goes...MOOO!

The shotgun goes...shlack clack kachoom!

by E April 7, 2005

Skank Ass

A Really Filthy Ho

I would advise not going near that skank ass

by E March 16, 2003

javi

when doing anything in life, the unintential happens....

we were playing pool and the guy went javi and knocked in 3 balls and didnt even call it!

by E July 19, 2006

punani

1) Hawaiian word for an unhygenic (stanky) female
2) a sacred word used to warn other men of your mistakes

make your best godzilla face, point your arm, and scream "PUUUUUU-NAAAAAA-NIIIIII!!!"

by E March 15, 2005

Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

by e February 7, 2005

Cthulhu

He who lies dead but dreaming. He who lies waiting under the waters, ever seeking entrance into the world of the living, so The Ancient Ones may rule the Earth once more.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die."-H.P. Lovecraft

by E April 5, 2005