dwayne's definitions

platt high school

Ski Masks.....$7
Drill.........$65
Crowbar.......$11
Napalm........$3
Fuses.........$1



Getting away with Arson and Burlary(more than once)....Priceless

'Rememer that time we almost blew ourselves off the roof when we tried to burn Platt High School down...or how about when we broke in?'

'Which time?'

by Dwayne February 5, 2004

glootfutabitz

When a man has to urinate and deficate at the same time.

This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.

Ned had to glootfutabitz, which meant he had to sit down and use the bathroom, which made him feel like a bitch.

by dwayne May 11, 2004

daddy bag

The testicles. A place that holds semen.

I took a rock and hit my mom's boyfriend in his daddy bag

by dwayne May 13, 2004

Cream Soda

Oringinated in pornos,
1: After butt sex when the cume oozes out it is called cream soda
2: After masterbating when u dont clean off your hands and keep beating it anyways the come will turn white and is called cream soda.

a: "Dude she drank the cream soda when we were done, so dont kiss her"
b: "And then he came out of the bathroom and wiped cream soda on my face"

by Dwayne July 1, 2006

quarter life crisis

A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.

This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.

This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.

Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

gastropheliac

A person who enjoys the smell of other peoples farts. A person who inhales or enjoys enhaling gastro-intestinal aromas.

See Gastrophelia

"Deep down inside, people like the smell of other people's farts"
---Eddie Murphy from 'Eddie Murphy: Deleious'

by dwayne May 11, 2004

doo-do

Fake doodoo, usually made of plastic, chocolate bars, or clay.

Made famous in the movvie, "Caddyshack".

Good for childish pranks and gags.

Ricky went to the 4 Bears Waterpark on April fools day, unknowing to the public, he had some brown clay doo-do in his trunks in the shape of a large turd as he approached the waterslide. A a dozen or so people in front of him slid down the slide, Ricky released to doo-do as it slid out of his shorts' pant leg and skidded down the waterslide to the people splashing in the pool below. Yelps and screams emerged as the patrons saw the doo-do. 4 Bears Waterpark was closed for the remainder of the day.

by dwayne May 12, 2004