dwayne's definitions

doo-do

Fake doodoo, usually made of plastic, chocolate bars, or clay.

Made famous in the movvie, "Caddyshack".

Good for childish pranks and gags.

Ricky went to the 4 Bears Waterpark on April fools day, unknowing to the public, he had some brown clay doo-do in his trunks in the shape of a large turd as he approached the waterslide. A a dozen or so people in front of him slid down the slide, Ricky released to doo-do as it slid out of his shorts' pant leg and skidded down the waterslide to the people splashing in the pool below. Yelps and screams emerged as the patrons saw the doo-do. 4 Bears Waterpark was closed for the remainder of the day.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

Cream Soda

Oringinated in pornos,
1: After butt sex when the cume oozes out it is called cream soda
2: After masterbating when u dont clean off your hands and keep beating it anyways the come will turn white and is called cream soda.

a: "Dude she drank the cream soda when we were done, so dont kiss her"
b: "And then he came out of the bathroom and wiped cream soda on my face"

by Dwayne July 1, 2006

daddy bag

The testicles. A place that holds semen.

I took a rock and hit my mom's boyfriend in his daddy bag

by dwayne May 13, 2004

glootfutabitz

When a man has to urinate and deficate at the same time.

This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.

Ned had to glootfutabitz, which meant he had to sit down and use the bathroom, which made him feel like a bitch.

by dwayne May 11, 2004

tapology

The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.

For pimps, playas, and hustlas, it is a right of passage to master the art of tapology.

by Dwayne January 15, 2004

Linder

Hatred and bigotry bundled into one large package. A highly bigotted or racist person.

Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)

I wish Jerry Falwell would stop being such a Linder.

by Dwayne March 2, 2005

dick control

A method used by males to prolong an orgasm. Masturbation helps a man from premature ejaculation.

A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.

A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.

Carl's girlfriend was elated when he developed better dick control to make the sex last longer.

by dwayne May 13, 2004