Definitions by dundlegrundleberrycherry

turtle head

a popping turd out of the anus screaming and punishing you because you didnt take the time to shit this morning

whats his problem today? i dunno. he must have a turtle head

turtle head by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

Queef 

a rank smelling gust of air

I queefed in my boyfriends face. I hope he didnt hear it.

Queef by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

Turd 

singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.

i was so bound up all i got out was a turd

Turd by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

blue balls 

a lame excuse guys use to get girls in the sack
pain felt when a dude is left unfinished

Man my blue balls just wont quit you

blue balls by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003