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a mental snapshot that a man takes of a woman or certain parts of a woman he sees in public so that he can jerk off to the image later.
It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.
by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011
Get the mental whack picture mug.unlike "make it rain" this is when you toss a crumpled up dollar bill next to a stripper who's performing onstage at a club.
by ducksRpeople2 August 27, 2011
Get the make it lame mug.when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.
Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.
by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011
Get the post-sex forkstream mug.when you wipe your ass even though you haven't taken a shit recently--just to make sure it's all clean and good down there. A safety wipe is also the cleanest, most effective way to scratch your anus.
When Amy invited Bob back to her place, he did a safety wipe in her bathroom, in case she ended up going down on him.
by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011
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That Bill can't hold a job, mooches money off others, has a sketchy legal history, and tries to get with girls he has no business trying to get with, makes him a scuzzbucket.
by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011
Get the scuzzbucket mug.Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.
by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011
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