ducksRpeople2's definitions

safety wipe

when you wipe your ass even though you haven't taken a shit recently--just to make sure it's all clean and good down there. A safety wipe is also the cleanest, most effective way to scratch your anus.

When Amy invited Bob back to her place, he did a safety wipe in her bathroom, in case she ended up going down on him.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool

to go diarrhea; or to take an otherwise messy or explosive shit.

After all them nuclear hot wings Joe had to go drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

scuzzbucket

a dirtbag.

That Bill can't hold a job, mooches money off others, has a sketchy legal history, and tries to get with girls he has no business trying to get with, makes him a scuzzbucket.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

bitch knock

when one woman knocks quietly but urgently on the door of a public restroom that another woman has been occupying for too damn long.

In an attempt to urge the bag lady in the bathroom at Starbucks to hurry the fuck up, Julie employed a bitch knock.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

sock wars

an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.

My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.

by ducksRpeople2 September 15, 2011

go ahead and

an annoying phrase bosses often use in attempt to soften a command to do something.

"Go ahead and take out the garbage, then when you come back in, go ahead and clean out the fryolator, then when you're done with that, go ahead and clean up the shit someone smeared on the wall in the bathroom."

by ducksRpeople2 September 17, 2011