Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.
by ducksRpeople2 September 05, 2011
a mental snapshot that a man takes of a woman or certain parts of a woman he sees in public so that he can jerk off to the image later.
It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.
by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011
an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.
My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.
by ducksRpeople2 September 15, 2011
by ducksRpeople2 August 19, 2011
by ducksRpeople2 August 19, 2011
when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.
Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.
by ducksRpeople2 September 05, 2011