ducksRpeople2's definitions

post-nut coma

the condition of lethargy and stupidity a man often experiences after busting a nut.

Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.

by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011

pick up the Cosby kids from the pool

to scoop your shit out of the toilet, by hand or with a fishnet.

Jim had forgotten his doctor wanted a stool sample, so right after he finished dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool he immediately had to pick up the Cosby kids from the pool.

by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011

ghetto-share

when you give friends or family passwords to online accounts, usually streaming services such as HBO, Netflix, etc, so that they do not have to pay for the subscription themselves.

I ghetto-share my Netflix account with my brother 'cause he ain't got a job right now - or a credit card.

by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020

smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

on-duty booty

sex at work or on the job.

Desiree's been working so much lately the only booty she's been getting has been on-duty booty.

by ducksRpeople2 September 8, 2011

scuzzbucket

a dirtbag.

That Bill can't hold a job, mooches money off others, has a sketchy legal history, and tries to get with girls he has no business trying to get with, makes him a scuzzbucket.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011