ducksRpeople2's definitions

smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

gaybee

an insult straight males sometimes sling at each other that is a hybrid between gay and baby.

"Quit being a gaybee and drink the shot!"

by ducksRpeople2 September 10, 2011

bitch knock

when one woman knocks quietly but urgently on the door of a public restroom that another woman has been occupying for too damn long.

In an attempt to urge the bag lady in the bathroom at Starbucks to hurry the fuck up, Julie employed a bitch knock.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

post-nut coma

the condition of lethargy and stupidity a man often experiences after busting a nut.

Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.

by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011

sock wars

an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.

My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.

by ducksRpeople2 September 15, 2011

scuzzbucket

a dirtbag.

That Bill can't hold a job, mooches money off others, has a sketchy legal history, and tries to get with girls he has no business trying to get with, makes him a scuzzbucket.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011