17 definitions by drzimo

stank

by drzimo December 14, 2009

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

by drzimo March 23, 2010

What must be declared after a nohomo comment to not be gay.

by drzimo December 27, 2010

When you shave all but two hairs from each of your ballsacks.

OMG, those balls are hairless. Oh wait, I can see some scrotation marks.

by drzimo March 20, 2010

"The only thing I enjoy more than gambling at work, is gunplay.

by drzimo February 6, 2010

A deodorant that burns the armpit relentlessly; any non-offensive scent that is created is incidental.

I used some Old Spice, but ended up in the bathtub crying about the cruelness of capitalism as my pits burned.

by drzimo January 15, 2010

When a penis accidentally protrudes from the clothing in the view of others.

She had a nipslip, he had a tipslip.

by drzimo December 27, 2010