drzimo's definitions

Picard's Flute

1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.

2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Show me Picard's Flute.

by drzimo March 6, 2010

mexicanity

That indefinable quality that makes you well suited for manual labor.

It is only because of your mexicanity that I will pay you $10 to mow my lawn.

by drzimo July 22, 2010

Ministry of Plenty

It is what some well read men call their dick.

Since were all well fed, I'll fuck you with my Ministry of Plenty.

by drzimo January 30, 2010

rehomo

What must be declared after a nohomo comment to not be gay.

Nohomo. Brian, your hair looks nice today. Rehomo.

by drzimo December 27, 2009

scrotation marks

When you shave all but two hairs from each of your ballsacks.

OMG, those balls are hairless. Oh wait, I can see some scrotation marks.

by drzimo March 20, 2010

poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

by drzimo March 23, 2010

surprise

The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.

I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.

by drzimo January 13, 2010