14 definitions by drunkenmidget

The status of having 0 bitches
like you
Me: yo that dude is Maidenless
Friend: yeah what a looser
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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A symptom of people who don't really understand how to convey their point, so they resort to saying "What about X??" in order to have the other person understand their point without actually saying anything to make them believe it. We've all been a victim of whataboutism.
Person: What about the fork you threw at me??
Me: shut your whataboutism and go back to bed
Person: its eight in the morning.
Me: so??
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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The emoji movie is a creation made by demons who came out of hell with the purpose of indoctrinating the children with brain poison in order to turn them into spoiled little shits who throw tantrums when you want them to go away because they have nothing better to do other then play Roblox with their crusty fucking iPads that look like they have living organisms growing on it as a form of pre torture for when 75% of the human populous descends into hell.
Child: I wanna see the emoji movie
Me: no
Child: PAHFVGDSVYUADVYSDVUAYVWDYAVBHUWDVAYUWVDABSUHADBUQWGDBABUYDBASHDBAIHDUIWHIYEIYDGFDHABOHDIOSAHDIOHSAOIBDJASBQUIWDGAUGFUIAVFD
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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A person who thinks war is cool and descends into the devious act of communism in order to act upon that interest
Me: hey that guy, he's a tankie
My friend: wanna jump him?
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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everyone in my art class
they wont shut up
ever
Me: My art class are all affected with mental retardation
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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what comes out of my classmates mouth when they say anything
Teacher: yes? what is your question?
Me: god no
Person next to me: hurr durr hurr durr duhh hurr durr
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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