2 definitions by drinkmaster

screwed monkey

An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.

I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.

by drinkmaster January 18, 2006

k1aused

The act of getting piss drunk off of Kettle 1 Vokda.

I don't always get K1aused, but when I do, I drink Kettle 1.

by drinkmaster November 20, 2012