douglas epley's definitions

shroom bruise

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo

i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

apartment manager

the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application

apartment managers are chodes!!!

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

white castle

a construction site outhouse, also a burger joint, pretty much the same thing depending on who you ask

Scott went to white castle, then he HAD to go to the white castle

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

beat and blow

what we used to call the drum and bugle corps in the air force, also useful to describe high school band dweebs

hes not in our unit anymore, he transfered to beat and blow

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

xbox

the notoriously ugly ass thing with 4 wheels made by SCION (toyota) that has the model designation of "XB" Has an uncanny resemblence to a box on roller skates. Usually seen being driven by young asian males who coudnt afford a lowered Honda rice racer

that SCION xbox has got to be one of the ugliest cars on the road, but PRIUS takes the cake in ugly, and has the stupidest drivers

by douglas epley January 18, 2008

soul stroll

when a black person purposefully steps in front of your car at a stop sign, then slows down just because he can and you are white...see also nigger walk

asshole nigger did the soul stroll right in front of me!!

by douglas epley November 6, 2006

round bottom shoes

When someone is too drunk to walk straight and is staggering, it looks like they are walking on round bottom shoes.

That bitch was so druunk, she's walking like she has on round bottom shoes.

by douglas epley December 19, 2006