douglas epley's definitions

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

by douglas epley January 10, 2007

wah

word i started using for chinese people while working in s.f. chinatown...they say it what seems every other word, but not one of them can tell you what it means

hey wanna see something funny? watch this wah try to parallel park his honda

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

soul stroll

when a black person purposefully steps in front of your car at a stop sign, then slows down just because he can and you are white...see also nigger walk

asshole nigger did the soul stroll right in front of me!!

by douglas epley November 6, 2006

xbox

the notoriously ugly ass thing with 4 wheels made by SCION (toyota) that has the model designation of "XB" Has an uncanny resemblence to a box on roller skates. Usually seen being driven by young asian males who coudnt afford a lowered Honda rice racer

that SCION xbox has got to be one of the ugliest cars on the road, but PRIUS takes the cake in ugly, and has the stupidest drivers

by douglas epley January 18, 2008

coon juice

barbeque sauce used on ribs

yo nigga pass the mu fuckin coon juice fo my ribs

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

nigger brained

when you get so shit faced drunk that you dont remember what you did and you have a few less friends the next day. caused by too many 40 oz malt liqours and tanqueray gin

damn, sha-quita was so nigger brained last night that ho sucked off the whole party

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

dudley do nothing

A loser cousin of "Dudley do right" has perfect white teeth, never a speck of dust on him, he accomplishes nothing despite being busy all day everyday. this is the guy that always complains that he is so overworked, yet never seems to do anything, while pawning off all tasks on everyone else. only keeps his job due to the fact that his brother is the boss

david is such a "dudley do nothing" if his brother didnt own the company he would have starved to death years ago

by douglas epley April 18, 2008