3 definitions by doormandude
The wrong way to spell american, usually paired with the word merica', and USA! USA! USA! This can usually be found typed by conservative republicans from texas with no actual idea of what's going on in their country, as they worship it with beer and fireworks.
"Now Lisn' heer, I'm n' Americin, from merica', and I will never give up this here USA of the states! WHOO, MERCA'"
by doormandude May 31, 2015
A poor girl that will most likely grow to be an untalented teenager with a drug addiction. Because of neglect from her shallow, rich parents. She will likely be scarred by Her mothers nudes and pornos, as well has her fathers awful lack of good judgement. Just like beyonce and JZ's child, northwest will fade into obscurity soon, and all attention will go to kanye's supreme hatibleness and Kim's next nude photoshoot that people are somehow suprised by every time. We are sorry North, we hope you find some talent, you have not genetic ones, so work hard!
Story of North West:
Kanye: I want sex
Kim: ok
(9 monthes later)
Kim: Now we have a baby
Kanye: What the fuck do we do with this thing?
Kim: Idk. lolz
Kanye: I want sex
Kim: ok
(9 monthes later)
Kim: Now we have a baby
Kanye: What the fuck do we do with this thing?
Kim: Idk. lolz
by doormandude May 31, 2015
When a man buys two turntables for sexual pleasure. He starts rotating the track and has the women lay head down on the record player. The women then drags the mans balls in a circle. It is only completed when there is bleeding. Then they take the blood and cum and mix it together and the women drinks it. Similar yet different from a golden honeybird.
by doormandude March 5, 2018