4 definitions by dood
by dood June 23, 2003
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A piece of rubber that covers the mans penis so he can have sex with a woman and don't have to worry about getting a yucky std or having a asshole kid.
by dood August 6, 2004
A rating system for the male penis.
10+ inches = the elite
8 - 9 inches = the average user
6 - 7 = disdavantages
5- = tragic
the inch has a very powerful affect on a mans confidence
10+ inches = the elite
8 - 9 inches = the average user
6 - 7 = disdavantages
5- = tragic
the inch has a very powerful affect on a mans confidence
the guy had a 5 inch cock so we threw him out of the sex club and went around the city making poster saying "timothy has a very small penis"
timothy later killed himself by hacking off his knob
timothy later killed himself by hacking off his knob
by dood November 13, 2004