donkey's definitions

faybee

woooooooot faybee rawks!!!!!!!!
yes we all know its true....but i just thort id bring it to every1ns attention

whooooooooaaa....man....faybea rawks

by donkey July 18, 2004

kochav

the anti truth............a man whos greatest glory is and will always be performing rampantly ridiculous acts.......
a sexual predator......a man who 92.3% of the female population has become moist to ae least once

Beverly wokeup this morning and almost drowned in herself due to a KOCHAV DREAM.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman = Kochav

by donkey February 28, 2005

The DEFAULT List

An alternative list of sexual encounters. The people added to this type of list usually consist of superstars, etc. Basically people you'll never get the chance to have raw animal like sex with.

If an opporttunity to have a sexual encounter were to arise with Van Disel, I would let him pump me full of premium disel.

by donkey September 24, 2003

Crossing the line

When one decides it not fun being a good girl all the time, and gives in to sexual temptation. You can still convince yourself it's ok, if you dont cross all lines.

Yeah, I gave in after six years of being a good girl and went for it. Does that make me a bad person?

by donkey September 30, 2003

frelmet

someone who was born with freckles on the end of their knob

God damn man, youve got a frelmet

by donkey June 6, 2004

Dippity-Doo

Sticking a chicks head in the toilet and constantly flushing, by depressing the handle with your left foot (until she begs you for a chili dog) while your balls deep. Also known as brooksn'

She had an attitude when I got home, but a quick trip to the bathroom and a "dippity-doo" had her singing a new tune

by Donkey May 27, 2004

Softshell Crab Sandwich

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.

Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.

by Donkey June 16, 2004