An extremely lame forum consisting of people who posted porn and abuse on the Delta Goodrem forum, and then bragged about getting banned from there.
Huhuhuh, I posted porn on Delta's forum and got banned, so I joined the Lover's Club. I'm such a fucking retard.
by Donkey January 18, 2005

Withdraw so fast (from the back side and often times without lubrication) that what is pulled out looks like a rolled up pink sock. Also known as an inverted starfish.
Dude, the donkey punch didn't knock her out like you said it would; instead she bucked me off so hard that she she gave herself a "pink sock."
by Donkey May 27, 2004

When one decides it not fun being a good girl all the time, and gives in to sexual temptation. You can still convince yourself it's ok, if you dont cross all lines.
Yeah, I gave in after six years of being a good girl and went for it. Does that make me a bad person?
by donkey September 30, 2003

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.
Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.
by Donkey June 16, 2004

by Donkey October 10, 2003

by donkey June 06, 2004

Sticking a chicks head in the toilet and constantly flushing, by depressing the handle with your left foot (until she begs you for a chili dog) while your balls deep. Also known as brooksn'
She had an attitude when I got home, but a quick trip to the bathroom and a "dippity-doo" had her singing a new tune
by Donkey May 27, 2004
