CP

Short for 'Cock Penetration'

Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!

by Don Juan May 07, 2004

religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

by Don Juan October 02, 2003

penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls

Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk

by Don Juan April 04, 2003

Max Hirsch

n. A boy who is a compulsive lier, and he cant tell the truth to anyone. He stickheads lefty and is a wigger to the core. He is trying to compensate for something by driving in an Escalade, but nobody is fooled.

v. Hirsching-to tell the most ridiculous lie to somebody.

n. That wigger is trying to be a Max Hirsch

v. Thats not your car, your Hirsching me.

by Don Juan April 25, 2005

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by DOn juan July 30, 2003

X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers

Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.

by Don Juan November 08, 2003

Pootie Tang

1) One of the worst movie ever made.

2) Slang term for vagina, especially if it is firm and tight.

1) After watching Pootie Tang, I thought, "How is it that Hollywood can produce utter shit and still make millions off of it?"

2) The lady who lives across the street has the finest pootie tang I ever stuck my dick in.

by Don Juan August 26, 2003