don's definitions

Fry Sauce

Fry Sauce: A mixture of ketchup and mayonaise for dipping french fries (Freedom Fries at U.S. Congress Commisary). Created by a regional burger joint, Artic Circle in the 1960 with most locations in Utah and Idaho.

Became a regional mainstay of almost all fast food resturants and home in Utah and Idaho.

Utahn: "I want fry sauce, not ketchup, with my order"

Zitfaced Order Taker in Utah : "Do you want fry sauce with that?"
Out of State Customer: "What? What the hell is fry sauce?"

by Don August 6, 2004

canada

A Canadian in the U.S invented Basketball.

"Dr. Neismith, how do we get the ball out of the peach basket?"

by Don August 10, 2004

speik

A guy who likes little boys off container ships

officer arrest that man for fiddling.

by don March 11, 2003

pdoa

public display of affection

When you see a couple dry humping on the dance floor,Hey!! no pdoa....get a room!!!

by Don March 4, 2005

grand tetons

Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;

"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"

"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"

by Don August 5, 2004

dq

DQ: An acronym used by staff in long-term medical facilities (care centers) for Decubitus Ulcers.

Commonly known as Bedsores, these pernicious, open wounds are usually found on the buttocks or hips of decrepit, (incontinent), often senile old people in rest homes.

DQ: An acronym use by Dairy Queen as a brand label for some hamburgers and other foods.

“After I clean up the shit and piss off Mr. Simmons, and finish treating his oozing, malodorous DQ on his ass, I want to go to Dairy Queen for a DQ Burger, DQ Fries and a Blizzard. Mm, mm, mh”

by Don August 13, 2004

coo

Coo is another shortened way of saying killer cool. Cartman of south park also uses it.

This site is coo, real coo

by don February 11, 2004