doc hargrove's definitions

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

B.A.B.

a very attractive woman. bad ass bitch

man that girl is fine. yea she's a B.A.B.

by doc hargrove August 4, 2006

Pork

Slang work for Dick, or the act of having sex with a woman.

Hey baby, what say you and me have a 3 way. You, me, and some of this Pork.

by doc hargrove October 19, 2008

FUA

A southern slang word used in the place of the word for

He said he was gonna fix up some cornbread and i said " what are you gonna do that fua".

by doc hargrove July 31, 2006

Pearls Jamed

This is result of recently attending a Pearl Jam concert.

Hey Brad, did you get your Pearls Jamed this weekend?? Yea kick ass concert!!!

by doc hargrove October 17, 2008