dk's definitions

narrow mindedness

1. To be unable to see all sides of the situation or idea.

2. To be naive and unable to accept true facts proven by greater men.

Dan: Hey Nick, Canada's money is worth more than American.
Nick: Nahhh, Nahh... you're wrong, Canada is monopoly money.
Dan: Aite nick you have narrow mindedness, I get a Tally.

by DK October 16, 2007

dot-commer

A poor sap with delusions of granduer who works 80-hour weeks at a dot com.

The dot-commer kept bragging about his impressive stock options

by dk December 27, 2004

cyberhobo

A cyberhobo works and travels around like a regular hobo, but rides around for free on the net instead of hopping trains.

The dot-commer turned cyberhobo when the bubble burst.

by dk December 27, 2004

wambo

1. It is an ancient japanese martial art only for the bravest and stongest of the world.
2. A word that can substitute for almost every word in a sentence as long as it is slightly modified.

1. That young child is ready to begin phase one of Wambo training
2. I live in the Wambited states of Wamberica. My daddy served in the wamby and lost his right eye, but he flew a wambo in his yard till the day that he day he died

by DK June 21, 2004

itsbigdkim

A super hardcore guy, training to be a pimp but failing miserably each time.. each failure results in miserable crying until said guy decides to pop in a porno in the VCR.
Characteristics: hates blacks, spics, arabs, and any other race except for asian and white. Known to be extremely lazy

Kevin Yousefi

by dk March 15, 2004

=]

a facial expression for happiness much better than :) used by n00bs

DK : Wanna play CS?
Other Guy : kk =

by DK July 1, 2004

fellatone

See pheletone or fellowtone.

Fellatone!? For me? Tell him I'm not here, puleeease!

by dk March 2, 2005