dk's definitions

GoofPrints

A certified Usenet k00k who frequents medical and psychological newsgroups. Very entertaining when she goes off her meds and kooks out.

GoofPrints is a lying weasel

by DK January 15, 2004

kolles

A botle of cheep wine used as a butt plug.

Eb was farting alote and we told him to put a kolles up his ass.

by DK April 6, 2005

Bronado

A large gathering of males, drinking and doing nothing.

"Dude, i went to jk's and it was a total bronado. No girls ANYWHERE!"

by DK June 22, 2008

putsin

Derived from a grade 8 word meaning damn. It was used in place of damn, sh*t. However, the word putsin is not used in derogetory or in an insulting manner. Putsin has commical overtones designed for a comic relief

Daniel: Whoah! Brendon, you just dropped your biology 12 books.
Brendon: Putsin!

Daniel: HAHA, Barbin you just lots in Fantasy Baseball!
Barbin: grr... Putsin!

by DK June 7, 2004

Dark Knight

Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other men's girlfriends and underage girls from Canada.

Dark Knight, you are the man!

by DK January 11, 2004

abscondo

Someone who posts at a comic message board for several reasons not related to comics, and almost never participates in the RPG set up by a Dark Knight.

Dark Knight loves abscondo, despite her underageness.

by DK January 11, 2004

wambo

1. It is an ancient japanese martial art only for the bravest and stongest of the world.
2. A word that can substitute for almost every word in a sentence as long as it is slightly modified.

1. That young child is ready to begin phase one of Wambo training
2. I live in the Wambited states of Wamberica. My daddy served in the wamby and lost his right eye, but he flew a wambo in his yard till the day that he day he died

by DK June 21, 2004