dk's definitions

GoofPrints

A certified Usenet k00k who frequents medical and psychological newsgroups. Very entertaining when she goes off her meds and kooks out.

GoofPrints is a lying weasel

by DK January 15, 2004

kolles

A botle of cheep wine used as a butt plug.

Eb was farting alote and we told him to put a kolles up his ass.

by DK April 6, 2005

Dark Knight

Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other men's girlfriends and underage girls from Canada.

Dark Knight, you are the man!

by DK January 11, 2004

pooper

A person who has a stick shoved up their ass. And needs it to be removed by a person named tristina (f).

Eww look at Kathleen she has a huge stick up her ass. Where's tristina.

by DK April 14, 2005

rig

to buy marijuana from a drug dealer

let's go rig some bud.

by dk January 19, 2005

He Who Rules the Night

Loves Batman, sidekick to the more-well-known Dark Knight. He does not, however, wear those little green panties. And if he chooses to, we're ok with it.

HeWho, you da man!

by DK January 11, 2004

cyberhobo

A cyberhobo works and travels around like a regular hobo, but rides around for free on the net instead of hopping trains.

The dot-commer turned cyberhobo when the bubble burst.

by dk December 27, 2004