djsee4's definitions
by djsee4 December 14, 2013
Get the fruckin'mug. When finances allow for one of two options for beverage drinking lifestyle choices. Usually determined by the college student to remind time of day. Qualities include knowing the difference between costly true refreshment and discount vacation in a quality glass bottle. Other factors include location such as quickie mart versus classy grocery store with thirst quenching desire being the driving force. Types of people forced to confront this often don't really have the right to choose.
1.) The salty dog bum begging for change outside the quickie mart knows ciderhouse rules make a 64 oz Mickey's Malt Liquor is his best choice.
2.) The yes man father lost in the grocery store hopes the similac is in the isle next to where the Woodchuck six packs are and believe the store manager should make sure of it.
2.) The yes man father lost in the grocery store hopes the similac is in the isle next to where the Woodchuck six packs are and believe the store manager should make sure of it.
by djsee4 October 13, 2010
Get the ciderhouse rulesmug. In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
Get the LIFEmug. An offensive that does not beat around the bush.
by djsee4 February 11, 2010
Get the bush shwackermug. 1.) Any transportation device that consumes petrol and hauls you cargo.
2.) General Purpose (GP) vehicles that can assist if and when natural disaster occurs.
2.) General Purpose (GP) vehicles that can assist if and when natural disaster occurs.
1.) Mom took the fuel mule to the grocery store and brought home food.
2.) I sure hope my neighbors have a fuel mule because when the shit hits the fan I'm fucked.
2.) I sure hope my neighbors have a fuel mule because when the shit hits the fan I'm fucked.
by djsee4 March 14, 2009
Get the fuel mulemug. Across the lands known to be a brutal legend is a musician who rocks so hard the music from his guitar transforms that very instrument to a weapon of mentality used to convey his band's metal fury lyrics.
by djsee4 February 20, 2010
Get the battle axemug. 1.) Channeling subconscious voices hidden behind the real message to determine if the transmitter is telling the truth or simply lies and propaganda with a means to an end; usually your demise.
2.) Filtering noise and misleading examples to boil down the truth because this type of person believes in coded and hidden meanings sort of like a detective solves mystery; like smith of all trades.
2.) Filtering noise and misleading examples to boil down the truth because this type of person believes in coded and hidden meanings sort of like a detective solves mystery; like smith of all trades.
1.) The burgess subliminal mind fuck consists of being worked to death and taxed for life.
2.) The proletariat subliminal mind fuck has more carrot sticks than bugs bunny. "I am Elmer Fudd." -djsee4
2.) The proletariat subliminal mind fuck has more carrot sticks than bugs bunny. "I am Elmer Fudd." -djsee4
by djsee4 October 13, 2010
Get the subliminal mind fuckmug.