djsee4's definitions

zombie weapons

Any of the famous USAF flight destined UAV electronic GPS guided ICBM (Intercontinetal Ballistic Missile) breed remote launch vehicles chosen to carry an array of selection given size of long distance targets within range from air, sea or land based systems. One zombie weapon may carry one dozen war heads at a time if necessary to destroy multiple local targets.

Afghan and Pakistani Al-Queda forces found a new secret hideout to plan terror and the US has the remote location coordinates and meeting time decides to resort to zombie weapons to spoil the party. BOOM! BANG!

by djsee4 February 11, 2010

bush shwacker

An offensive that does not beat around the bush.

I can't figure out if the UAV or the ICBM is the true bush shwacker.

by djsee4 February 11, 2010

fruckin'

gettin' it on in the truck bed like have sex style

If you'd like to fuck in the truck bed let's call it fruckin'.

by djsee4 December 14, 2013

LIFE

In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.

1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?

by djsee4 September 26, 2011

battle axe

Across the lands known to be a brutal legend is a musician who rocks so hard the music from his guitar transforms that very instrument to a weapon of mentality used to convey his band's metal fury lyrics.

Jack Black whips shitties all over his battle axe in the band Tenacious D.

by djsee4 February 20, 2010

too quick click

What happens when the back arrow of the desired Internet browser doesn't work. It's too late to K.I.S.S. because you already made your decision. Now you have to retrace your line of thought.

1.) I did a too quick click and tried to use the back arrow only to find my previous page was untraceable.
2.) I didn't have the foresight to make sure clicking the mouse was my best decision; I made a too quick click.

by djsee4 April 16, 2009

snowball sandwich

When a full bodied gal gives me a BJ and kisses me my load where I proceed to give her an oral vaginal injection with my straw curled tongue shooter.

That lady in the 4 inch stilettos really needs a snowball sandwich.

by djsee4 July 26, 2011