disco stu's definitions

Monkey-Genius

A special operations monkey, trained in the arts of war, an expert in the use of rifles and assasinations

"Damn, that Monkey-Genius just wiped out our whole squad"
"Come on guys, we've got Monkey-Genius, nothing can stop us now"

by Disco Stu April 10, 2004

SPQR

Latin abrevation for Senatus Populusque Romanus, the Senate and the People of Rome

When the Roman Legions would go into battle they carried a plaqe with SPQR engraved on it.

by Disco Stu September 29, 2003

memogate

The scandal in which liberal-biased CBS newsanchor Dan Rather aired on his 60 Minutes program documents that supposedly showed that George W. Bush received favorable treatment during his service as a national guardsman. The documents were later shown to be false. As a result, Rather's career has gone down the toilet, and he is resigning and stepping down from CBS Nightly News, effective as of March 2005.

1. Memogate ruined Dan Rather.

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

shottie

A shotgun in a multiplayer first person shooter.

by disco stu September 24, 2003

Roswell

1. An incident in New Mexico in 1947 that was supposedly wreckage from a crashed flying saucer. Later explained by the government to be a weather balloon, the Roswell incident has become a holy grail of sorts for conspiracy theories and ufologists. In the 70s, "evidence" surfaced that there were bodies recovered, even though witnesses to the original incident made no mention of bodies.

2. A really bad WB show about alien teenagers, and their efforts to fit in with the typical, immature high school community.

1. Roswell...believe, man...

2. Like, I watched Roswell today! Isn't that alien guy a hottie?

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

1. A phrase used by Hillary Clinton to describe the Republican/conservative forces supposedly conspiring against her to ruin the political and personal aspirations of her and her husband, Bill Clinton. Ironically, this gave birth to a new definition (see below).

2. A fictional, generalized club conservatives half-jokingly say they belong to, in order to symbolize disdain for Hillary Clinton and liberals in general.

Also known as the VRWC.

1. This is a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy against me and my husband.

2. Of course I'm a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Isn't everybody?

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004