dirTsamoan's definitions
A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
Get the perfect crimemug. A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.
Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!
by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003
Get the power pootiemug. A term referring to a woman, either by questionable morals or intelligence, has allowed herself to be the willing recipient of a long history of creampies, to such excess that she dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle.
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
Get the jizz trapmug. Someone who sells out his homies by invariably living selfishy. Tends to knock up broke ass mexi-hoes that are shaped like a potato. Usually the loser older brother of an Italian family with "Fredo syndrome"
Damn! Sally from the Vally pulled a Judas on me again! Guess he gotta feed that chubster hoe of his again!
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
Get the Judasmug. Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.
Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!
by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003
Get the father's daymug. a form of measurement. an unquantifiable measurement which illustrates the insignificance of the amount in question.
by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003
Get the pussy hairmug. Whatta dumpster!
by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003
Get the dumpstermug.