Definitions by dirTsamoan
plop raider
Those sick fucks that frequent public restrooms in search of unflushed toilets. These broken degenerates feel sick pleasure by the sight of the aftermath of digestion.
plop raider by dirTsamoan July 8, 2003
holy roller
holy roller by dirTsamoan July 7, 2003
power pootie
A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.
Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!
power pootie by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003
father's day
Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.
Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!
father's day by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003
butterchubbs
A short, pudgy person. the term is used to crush that fat fu*k's ego by validly pointing out that she has dehumanized herself by her relentless consumption.
{looking sternly at the BBQ sauce smeared face of your lazy ass wife} "Easy there butterchubbs! Why don't you take it easy on those pulled pork sandwiches! Why don't you get off your huge dumper and get a job!" "Why the fu*k did I knock you up?!#$%"
butterchubbs by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003
chubbster
Let's all pray for Sal, so that he might salvage some dignity and kick that leaf blower to the fockin' curb!
chubbster by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003