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Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.
Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!
by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003
Get the father's day mug.Someone who sells out his homies by invariably living selfishy. Tends to knock up broke ass mexi-hoes that are shaped like a potato. Usually the loser older brother of an Italian family with "Fredo syndrome"
Damn! Sally from the Vally pulled a Judas on me again! Guess he gotta feed that chubster hoe of his again!
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
Get the Judas mug.A term referring to a woman, either by questionable morals or intelligence, has allowed herself to be the willing recipient of a long history of creampies, to such excess that she dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle.
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
Get the jizz trap mug.That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003
Get the dumpster mug.a form of measurement. an unquantifiable measurement which illustrates the insignificance of the amount in question.
by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003
Get the pussy hair mug.A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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