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Someone who sells out his homies by invariably living selfishy. Tends to knock up broke ass mexi-hoes that are shaped like a potato. Usually the loser older brother of an Italian family with "Fredo syndrome"
Damn! Sally from the Vally pulled a Judas on me again! Guess he gotta feed that chubster hoe of his again!
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!
by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003
Get the father's day mug.That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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by dirTsamoan July 8, 2003
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Get the holy roller mug.While fucking a TJ whore missionary style, amongst the backdrop of accordion-heavy folk music and squeaking bed springs, at the point of climax, you squeeze her arms very hard and give a piercing stare into her eyes and yell "get some!" Since the whore does not understand english, she fails to understand the humor nor the prurient value, leaving her both frightened and confused. A deeply satisfying experience.
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
Get the get some! mug.A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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