dillon's definitions

Maltese

A person from the Medterranean country Malta

Hey your from Malta

by dillon October 16, 2003

crunk

The act of being chronically drunk.

Yo man! I've been crunk all week! I cant see my own hands no more!

by Dillon September 21, 2003

Oxo cube

The insertion of ones thumb into the anus with the simultaneous insertion of ones index finger into the vaginal opening. finger and thumb are then massaged together resembling the crumbling of an oxo cube.

Ask Jon 'oxo cube boy' Ore

by dillon May 13, 2005

Bargs!

Means something is good value for money, shortened down version of bargain.

Easyjet, chomps when they were 10p, just Baguettes in Aylesbury etc..

by Dillon May 13, 2005

oxo cube

Applies to the insertion of the finger into the vaginal passage with the simultaneous insertion of the thumb in the anus, then a the two digits are massaged together as crumbling an oxo cube.

Ask Jon 'Oxo Cube Boy' Ore

by Dillon March 16, 2005

Skip Creature

Racial Termonology for an asian person (includes Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshi, Nepalese, Afghanistan etc...)

Scooter from Coronation street was the original Skip Creature

by Dillon March 16, 2005

harewood high five

in harewood, it's when somebody pokes a chick, and then five of his friends line up, and then poke her also. (till she pops like a balloon)

"hey, did you harewood high five her with bob, joe, phil, dillon and donnie?"
" oh yes, till she popped."

by Dillon December 21, 2004