dildo777's definitions

kickback

Form of corruption or bribery. A facilitated payment to the government official or corporate executive officer, to sign the contract with preferred supplier . As part of corrupted scheme, supplier may inflate the invoice for goods or services, and give part of it to the government or corporate official as "kickback". It's common form of bribery in civil engineering and road construction business

There were a rumors, that Skanska Development was chosen to build a new city hall because of kickback to city mayor.

by dildo777 October 18, 2018

opener

An innocent phrase to pick up a girl

-How do you get laid with the ladies?

-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck

by dildo777 July 25, 2018

per rectum

Latin term for rectal drug administration

Patient: doctor , I have a pain and swelling in the ass
Doctor: You have hemorrhoids. Get this suppositories, and use it twice in a day per rectum.
Patient: doctor, what does 'per rectum mean'?

Doctor: apply it rectally

Patient: what is rectally? Can you explain it simple?
Doctor (getting annoyed): Through the ass!

by dildo777 November 10, 2017

pacu

Testicle-eating fish. Big fish related to piranha family, native to Southern America. Naturally it feeds on plant seeds and nuts, but can mistake hanging ballsack for edible fruit.

The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite, there have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea where some men have had their testicles bitten off

by dildo777 October 9, 2018

nahui

Another Russian word, which became legit in the whole world. Roughly translated as "fuck off".

Made famous by Ukrainian border guards, who said "russian warship, idi nahui" (russian warship fuck off)

-What Russian words do you know?
-sputnik, perestroika, nahui

by dildo777 May 1, 2022

penis extender

A luxury or prestigious item, which makes you look bigger or more significant than you are .
Often, an expensive sports car or a luxury SUV

I suffered from small dick syndrome, until I got a Hummer, my penis extender

by dildo777 January 30, 2023

snípur

that's Icelandic for clit. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.

popularised in Hostel movie by Oli "King of the swing"

-I'm the first in line for snípur
-Snípur?
-Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit"
-Clitoris, or clitoris, however you wanna say that. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.
-Oh, yeah. Very good snípur in Iceland.

by dildo777 January 29, 2024