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musor

Derogatory name for police officer in Russia and some ex-USSR countries
policeman - official word
ment - street slang but not offensive , similar to cop
musor - disrespectful, bad or crooked cop. Similar to pig
Not every ment is a musor, but every musor is a ment.

(folk wisdom)
by dildo777 July 6, 2021
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Mahoney

Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.

Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.

Among his pranks were:

- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser

- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.

laughs

Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
by dildo777 June 29, 2019
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Dream Theater

Regarded in the metal community as kings of musical masturbation

These guys can play as many notes in a second as possible.
Dream Theater are top notch musicians, but too much obsessed with wanking their instruments
by dildo777 May 1, 2022
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Hammond

A type of electric organ, commonly used in churches, jazz, blues, funk and rock music. Popularized by rock acts as Deep Purple, ELP and Uriah Heep, it became a standard of heavy rock keyboard.
Keith Emerson and Jon Lord were baddest ass Hammond players
by dildo777 July 15, 2016
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propagandon

Derogatory name for TV presenters, media personas and journalists, loyal to Putin's fascist regime in Russia and translating state-sponsored propaganda.

Made of two words: propaganda + gandon(or gondon) - a curse word meaning condom, figuratively a dickhead.
Solovyev, Skabeeva, Peskov are propagandon and deserve a trial for crimes against the humanity together with their boss Putin
by dildo777 May 20, 2022
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Blue Oyster Bar

Fictitious gay bar in the "Police Academy" franchise movies, AKA "The best salad bar in town"
Used as recurring prank to lure some innocent victim, who is not aware of the bar nature.
-Where we are going?
-Blue Oyster bar. Mahoney said it's the best salad bar in town.
-Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
-Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood
by dildo777 September 20, 2018
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A-Ha

Norwegian synth-pop band, which recorded a few hits in 80s and 90s, and also a music theme for James Bond franchise movie "The Living Daylights" .

Morten Harket, the lead singer, was a hottie and sex idol
A-Ha is one of the iconic 80s synth-pop bands
by dildo777 February 1, 2023
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