dildo777's definitions

suicide tourism

A trip to the country, where euthanasia or assisted suicide is legal

Switzerland is popular destination for suicide tourism in Europe

by dildo777 September 13, 2022

default city

In Internet online communities, the city where the majority of the users reside, so they dare to omit city name in discussions and advertisements.

It pisses off people who are not from this city, if the community is open and not dedicated to geographical location

Forum of UK expats somewhere in Poland
-Can you recommend me the best pizzeria?

angry in what city?????
-default city

by dildo777 February 6, 2021

strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.

Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo

by dildo777 July 3, 2018

straponess

A woman who performs anal penetration with strapon, AKA pegging, on man

Who is that, your girlfriend? No, she is my straponess

by dildo777 September 24, 2018

Solo

A single by British electronic band Clean Bandit, featuring vocals by Demi Lovato

The only song about wanking, which became a massive hit

I wanna f— (Woop, woop, woop), but I'm brokenhearted
Cry-cry-cry since the day we parted
Tou-tou-touch, but I got nobody
So I do it solo

by dildo777 March 19, 2022

sportscar

A toy for people with SDS (small dick syndrome). Sometimes even recommended by doctors

I got a Dodge Viper sportscar, to cope with my SDS

by dildo777 May 20, 2024

gondon

Sometimes misspelled as gandon. Russian obscene word for condom. Figuratively - a dickhead

Ty jebanyi gondon (You are fucking dickhead)

by dildo777 April 21, 2018