dildo777's definitions

shoplyfter

Porn film franchise about security guard, who detains shoplifting women, and coerce them to fuck in exchange of dropping charges

In the last Shoplyfter release , hot milf got caught for stealing buttplug and concealing it in her body orifice

by dildo777 August 30, 2023

no balls

A rare medical condition, when the male lost his family jewels, usually as a consequence of cancer treatment

My boyfriend has no balls
That's not a euphemism

by dildo777 September 29, 2020

journaling

Writing some nonsense B.S. in the paper notebook, which nobody will read, except your psychiatrist, if you commit something outrageous

My psychiatrist suggested me to do journaling.

by dildo777 November 20, 2023

pizdets

The last word in Russian pilot's communication when plane is seconds to crash.

CAP: Descending to 600 course 360 Aeroflot 821
F/O: Take it take it
CAP: What do you mean fucking take it
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
CAP: I can't do it either
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
F/O: Other way other directions
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
F/O: Fucking hell
CAP: Well
F/O: What the Fuck are we doing?
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
ATC: 821 contact tower approach 127.1
F/O: Fuck!
CAP: Pizdets!
SOUND OF IMPACT
END OF RECORDING

by dildo777 November 26, 2021

faggot balls

An opposite of big brave balls.
Usually found aside of a stupid dick

So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy faggot balls

by dildo777 May 13, 2019

van king

The company producing parts for vans, named after the most pleasurable pastime

-Where do you work?
-Van king
-Just wanking? Happy person

by dildo777 April 23, 2024

mincey faggot balls

One of two types of balls. the other is big brave balls.
The term coined by Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch movie

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

by dildo777 January 29, 2023