dildo777's definitions

magic wand

A toilet brush

If there's a little dung,
Please use the magic wand!

by dildo777 September 6, 2018

metric system

They reason, why quarter pounder hamburger in Europe called "Royale with cheese"

-Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-Royale with cheese
-Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker

by dildo777 September 10, 2018

shitgrind

Subgenre of grindcore music, with lyrical themes focused on shit and defecation

Genuine performance of shitgrind band must involve farting or defecation on stage

by dildo777 September 10, 2018

fucking hell

The most notorious name for the beer. Named after village Fucking in Austria, where it doesn't have obscene connotations

-What are you drinking?
-Fucking hell!
-Why are you swearing?

-I'm not swearing, this is the beer called Fucking Hell
-Oh, gotcha! Can I try this Fucking hell too?

by dildo777 September 12, 2018

Blue Oyster Bar

Fictitious gay bar in the "Police Academy" franchise movies, AKA "The best salad bar in town"
Used as recurring prank to lure some innocent victim, who is not aware of the bar nature.

-Where we are going?
-Blue Oyster bar. Mahoney said it's the best salad bar in town.
-Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
-Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood

by dildo777 September 20, 2018

money laundering

A criminal conduct, for which offender can get a sentence in pound me in the ass prison

If we get caught money laundering, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison

by dildo777 September 20, 2018

straponess

A woman who performs anal penetration with strapon, AKA pegging, on man

Who is that, your girlfriend? No, she is my straponess

by dildo777 September 24, 2018