dildo777's definitions

shitbox

I car which user don't care about, a basic mean of transportation. An old but reliable and cheap to run,

often not looking good due to dents, rust and/or damage from minor collisions

This 1990 Corolla is my shitbox, I also have vintage Porsche 911 for weekends

by dildo777 August 11, 2025

Enumclaw

A capital of horse sex.
Small town in Washington state, became notorious after Kenneth Pinyan's epic death in the horse farm

Kenneth Pinyan died from acute peritonitis after being fucked by the horse in Enumclaw.

by dildo777 August 8, 2019

compulsive masturbation disorder

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.

-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder

by dildo777 October 18, 2023

Cucumberpatch

Mispronounced name of British actor Benedict Cumberbatch

If you're thinking of the Cucumberpatch Sherlock, that is most definitely not set in 1885

by dildo777 April 1, 2025

shoplyfter

Porn film franchise about security guard, who detains shoplifting women, and coerce them to fuck in exchange of dropping charges

In the last Shoplyfter release , hot milf got caught for stealing buttplug and concealing it in her body orifice

by dildo777 August 30, 2023

mincey faggot balls

One of two types of balls. the other is big brave balls.
The term coined by Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch movie

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

by dildo777 January 29, 2023

no balls

A rare medical condition, when the male lost his family jewels, usually as a consequence of cancer treatment

My boyfriend has no balls
That's not a euphemism

by dildo777 September 29, 2020